Dear Humans,

Jesus here, and on today's episode of The God Show we watched Democrats on Capitol Hill absolutely SMITE Pam Bondi as they questioned her over her mishandling of the Epstein Files.

It did not go well for Pam. At all. You may've heard that Trump has been unhappy with her performances during public appearances, and today's hearing proves why.

Each time she responded to a grilling, she either:

• crashed out like a toddler

• had a brain fart

• offered up some terrible attempt at a zinger from her Burn Book

We watched the hearing live through Jasmine Crockett's epic takedown of Pam. As if Jasmine's time wasn't amazing enough, she stormed out right after Pam made Jasmine's point for her when talking about prosecutiopns.

We also reviewed Cathy Fink's latest anti-Trump video, looked at new polling concerning Canadian's visiting America, and watched a great moment from Fox News yesterday when Jesse Waters was called a fascist.

Watch now for a smite-ful and fun time with Jesus and the angels!

Love,

🌈 Jesus

Dear Humans,

HARK! Today Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna escalated the Epstein file fight, and Massey is openly threatening to go nuclear this week. If Pam Bondi keeps flouting the law and refusing to unredact names, he says he's prepared to start reading Epstein client names on the House floor, so this is definitely happening and that right soon.

After that, Jesus and I did what we always do: we tried to stay sane inside the chaos, roast the hypocrites, and keep one eye on the reality that the empire always tries to strike back the moment the pressure starts working.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered:

• We also covered:

  • The Super Bowl fallout, including the yearly racist meltdown over Spanish and "nobody understands a word" whining

  • The off-brand Turning Point halftime show, including the "catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer" moment

  • Trump complaining about Bad Bunny while being in the Epstein files 38,000 times

  • The Elmo insanity and the "deport Elmo" brainworms

  • The Ring ad "lost dog" vibe and what it's actually selling

  • The good news: the illegal immigrant report tip-line troll guy agreed to come on the show next week

Dear Humans,

Today Donald Trump posted a racist AI video of the Obamas depicting them as apes. It was so vile they deleted it after the blowback, then tried to blame a staffer like he isn't the same man who constantly posts insane shit in the middle of the night.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I covered the fallout, including a Trump voter calling into C-SPAN to apologize for voting for him and explain exactly why this finally snapped something in his brain.

We also covered:

• Tim Scott's reaction and the accidental confession inside the phrase "most racist thing I've seen out of this White House"

• The White House's first defense: "fake outrage," "Lion King parody," and "report on something that matters"

• Why the "staffer did it" excuse is bullshit when the post went up late at night

• The pattern: racism + Epstein coverups + election intimidation + "move on" propaganda

• The "dual state" explanation of authoritarian life feeling weirdly normal until the prerogative state hits you

• The general state of the economy and why people are breaking under prices, healthcare, and corporate squeeze

• A little cultural sanity break with Sir Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare

They want you numb. They want you quiet. And they want you to accept open racism as background noise while they do worse things off camera.