Dear Humans,

Jesus here, and on today's episode of The God Show we watched Democrats on Capitol Hill absolutely SMITE Pam Bondi as they questioned her over her mishandling of the Epstein Files.

It did not go well for Pam. At all. You may've heard that Trump has been unhappy with her performances during public appearances, and today's hearing proves why.

Each time she responded to a grilling, she either:

• crashed out like a toddler

• had a brain fart

• offered up some terrible attempt at a zinger from her Burn Book

We watched the hearing live through Jasmine Crockett's epic takedown of Pam. As if Jasmine's time wasn't amazing enough, she stormed out right after Pam made Jasmine's point for her when talking about prosecutiopns.

We also reviewed Cathy Fink's latest anti-Trump video, looked at new polling concerning Canadian's visiting America, and watched a great moment from Fox News yesterday when Jesse Waters was called a fascist.

Watch now for a smite-ful and fun time with Jesus and the angels!

Love,

🌈 Jesus

Dear Humans,

HARK! Today Thomas Massey and Ro Khanna escalated the Epstein file fight, and Massey is openly threatening to go nuclear this week. If Pam Bondi keeps flouting the law and refusing to unredact names, he says he's prepared to start reading Epstein client names on the House floor, so this is definitely happening and that right soon.

After that, Jesus and I did what we always do: we tried to stay sane inside the chaos, roast the hypocrites, and keep one eye on the reality that the empire always tries to strike back the moment the pressure starts working.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered:

• We also covered:

  • The Super Bowl fallout, including the yearly racist meltdown over Spanish and "nobody understands a word" whining

  • The off-brand Turning Point halftime show, including the "catch my fish, drive my truck, drink my beer" moment

  • Trump complaining about Bad Bunny while being in the Epstein files 38,000 times

  • The Elmo insanity and the "deport Elmo" brainworms

  • The Ring ad "lost dog" vibe and what it's actually selling

  • The good news: the illegal immigrant report tip-line troll guy agreed to come on the show next week

Dear Humans,

Today Donald Trump posted a racist AI video of the Obamas depicting them as apes. It was so vile they deleted it after the blowback, then tried to blame a staffer like he isn't the same man who constantly posts insane shit in the middle of the night.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I covered the fallout, including a Trump voter calling into C-SPAN to apologize for voting for him and explain exactly why this finally snapped something in his brain.

We also covered:

• Tim Scott's reaction and the accidental confession inside the phrase "most racist thing I've seen out of this White House"

• The White House's first defense: "fake outrage," "Lion King parody," and "report on something that matters"

• Why the "staffer did it" excuse is bullshit when the post went up late at night

• The pattern: racism + Epstein coverups + election intimidation + "move on" propaganda

• The "dual state" explanation of authoritarian life feeling weirdly normal until the prerogative state hits you

• The general state of the economy and why people are breaking under prices, healthcare, and corporate squeeze

• A little cultural sanity break with Sir Ian McKellen reciting Shakespeare

They want you numb. They want you quiet. And they want you to accept open racism as background noise while they do worse things off camera.

Dear Humans,

Today on The God Show, Jesus and I covered the National Prayer Breakfast, where Donald Trump did his usual holy cosplay while the Epstein story keeps tightening around his neck. At one point he literally told the country to "move on," which is a totally normal thing to say when you're innocent.

Then the opening prayer happened. Rep. Jonathan Jackson stood right in front of Trump and prayed for him to find compassion, courage, and clarity, while directly referencing the families burying their loved ones in Minneapolis.

In other words: he told Donald to stop being a monster, right to his stupid face. Watching that evil bastard stew through it was pure catharsis. (NOTE: The prayer begins around the 18 minute mark).

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I also covered:

• Trump throwing Pam Bondi under the bus while trying to create legal cover for the Georgia election raid

• Trump attacking Kaitlan Collins for asking about Epstein survivors, including the "they released too much" lie

• AI misinformation Epstein distractions and Zoran Mamdani's response

• A quick run through headlines, including Dem leaders caving on the mask ban for federal immigration agents, GOP retirements, and Elon getting ordered to sit for a deposition

Dear Humans,

Today on The God Show, Jesus and I played a clip from an anti-fascist leftist hero who set up a fake "Illegal Immigrant Report" tip line, and racist snitches keep calling it thinking it's real.

One of them was a kindergarten teacher trying to get her own 6-year-old student's parents deported. Yes, really. She said it all out loud, then immediately lost her mind the second the guy on the phone started repeating her cruelty back to her in plain English.

And after that, we kept going: more calls, more bigots outing themselves, and more proof that these people aren't "concerned citizens." They're wannabe deportation cops with Fox News for a brain.

We also hit the real news, including:

• new polling from Harry Enten showing Americans do not trust Trump on elections

• a surprise Supreme Court move on California's new maps

• a Tulsi Gabbard whistleblower deadline that's about to detonate by Friday

Seriously though, when you hear how these callers react when the "agent" simply restates what they're asking for, you're going to laugh your ass off. These racist schmucks want to do evil, but they ALSO want to feel self-righteous while they do it. The second you repeat their own evil desires back to them, they totally freak out!

There was righteous laughter today. The kind that cleanses your soul.

Enjoy!

Dear Humans,

God and Jesus were thrilled to be joined by the creator of the God Show's unofficial theme song, It Ain't Gonna Go Away!

Cathy Fink talked to us about how she got started in her singing/songwriting career, why she writes so many great songs about the current political climate, the impact that she and God have on the world, and so much more!

Don't miss this very special episode of The God Show - it feels like we got to meet a celebrity in Cathy! And check out her website, where you can purchase her amazing music.

Today, Marjorie Taylor Greene gave a new interview where she tore King Donold and MAGA a new anus. On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I cover that interview.

We also covered:

• The Grammys turning into an anti-ICE moment, including Bad Bunny and Billie Eilish speaking out. Bless them for speaking out!

• Trump threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a joke about Epstein Island. Bless you, Trevor Noah!

• The new Epstein-files chaos continuing, including documents getting posted, deleted, and victims getting exposed while the powerful billionaire pedos stay protected

• The Texas special election shocker, why Fox sounded spooked, and why Republicans are panicking about the midterms

• The latest from Harry Enten! Trump is totally underwatah!

• Trump openly saying Republicans should "take over" voting and "nationalize" elections, while bragging Georgia is about to produce "interesting things"

• A quick whiplash tour through the day's headlines, because the news has been totally insane

We also took a breath when things got overwhelming.

There was gallows humor.
There was music.

Dear Humans,

Today the Department of Injustice announced the "final" release of the Epstein files. Oh but at the same time, they admitted that there are three million more documents "don't count."

They also posted a bunch of horrifying material then deleted it 20 minutes later.

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I walked through what was released, and what was deleted, as it happened.

We also covered:

• Why releasing and deleting documents is itself a confession

• The arrest of Don Lemon on the same day as a distraction tactic

• How ICE violence, media silence, and Epstein are all being managed the same way

Once you see what's inside and how this is being handled, you understand why they never wanted these files opened in the first place.

We also took a breath when things got overwhelming.

There was gallows humor.
There was music.
There was a cute goat.

Love,

God