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- The Complete Tale of Bryant Adams
- Narrated by: Jacob McNatt
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Publisher's summary
Not all wizards were born to be heroes.
Things not to do when you find out you’re a wizard:
- Do not destroy your apartment with magical fire. You WILL NOT get the security deposit back.
- Do not form an alliance with the guy who is trying to murder you. This will end badly.
- Do not drag the girl you’re desperately in love with into your wizard mess. You risk her watching you fail miserably.
- Under no circumstances should you get in the middle of an epic magical battle. Death will happen. Lots of death and bad things.
This Epic Tome contains all four books in The Tale of Bryant Adams:
- How I Magically Messed Up My Life in Four Freakin' Days
- Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You
- Three Simple Steps to Wizarding Domination
- Five Spellbinding Laws of International Larceny
Author Interview
Why did you choose to write a fantasy book that heavily involves a cell phone?
Phones are a huge part of everyday life. Smartphones are these tiny pieces of massive technology we use every day without really thinking about how astounding they are. But what if phones could be used for more than just scrolling through social media? What if an entire magical library could be hidden in your pocket? I wanted modern convenience to meet magic in a new way.
What does Bryant Adams bring to the world of wizards that readers haven’t seen before?
Bryant Adams is not your standard hero. He is not the chosen one, and the world may be doomed if he’s in charge of saving us all.
Bryant is a geek - the nerdy sidekick of the coolest kid in high school - who’s trying really hard to survive being a wizard but is too terrified to talk to the girl of his dreams.
He’s just a boy trying to get through his teen years without too much emotional damage…and then magic happens.
Who would enjoy this book?
If you like humor with a touch of snark, romance with a hint of wit, and magic that might destroy the world as we know it, Bryant Adams is the wizard for you.
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Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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5 out of 5 stars
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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Scales
- By: Nicole Conway
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 52
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 52
Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Where can I get more of that
- By Anonymous User on 05-20-19
By: Nicole Conway
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Hellboy: An Assortment of Horrors
- By: Various
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 9 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 104
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 90
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 89
Fifteen of the biggest names in weird literature come together to pay tribute to Hellboy and the characters of Mike Mignola’s award-winning line of books! Assembled by Joe Golem and Baltimore co-writer Christopher Golden, this anthology boasts 15 original stories by the best in horror, fantasy, and science fiction, including Seanan McGuire (October Daye series), Chelsea Cain (Heartsick), Jonathan Maberry (Joe Ledger series), and more! The new writer of Hellboy and the BPRD, iZombie co-creator Chris Roberson, pitches in as well!
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5 out of 5 stars
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An assortment of good times.
- By Chris E. on 02-28-20
By: Various
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Superhero Syndrome
- Solstice Survivors, Book 1
- By: Caryn Larrinaga
- Narrated by: Ruby Hankey
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
Tess McBray was dying. The solstice syndrome had no cure, and she resigned herself to an early grave. But just when she gave up on survival, all her symptoms mysteriously disappeared. All but one symptom, anyway. Something is wrong with Tess’ hands. They absorb any material they touch, and her skin turns to wood, steel, or concrete. It doesn’t take this comic book obsessed 21-year-old long to figure out what’s going on: somehow, she’s developed super powers. And she’s not the only one; across the country, people are coming forward and sharing their gifts with the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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"Origin" story with great characters and narration
- By Kara on 08-17-19
By: Caryn Larrinaga
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 304
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 276
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 276
Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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No plot, just one bad thing after another
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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The Lost Elemental
- Royals of Kingwood Academy, Book 1
- By: Tessa Hale
- Narrated by: Aletha George
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 123
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 123
It was supposed to be simple. All of that changed in a single breath. Because it turns out I'm not human. And I just knocked out the power on an entire city block. In a split second, all of my carefully-laid plans go up in smoke. There's no chance for college because I'm being hauled off to Kingwood Academy. They say it's for my own protection and those around me. But I know one thing for sure . . . I'm not welcome here.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining
- By Whimdipity on 12-30-23
By: Tessa Hale
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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5 out of 5 stars
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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Chosen Ones
- By: Veronica Roth
- Narrated by: Dakota Fanning
- Length: 15 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 999
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 868
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Story4 out of 5 stars 866
Fifteen years ago, five ordinary teenagers were singled out by a prophecy to take down an impossibly powerful entity wreaking havoc across North America. He was known as the Dark One, and his weapon of choice - catastrophic events known as Drains - leveled cities and claimed thousands of lives. Chosen Ones, as the teens were known, gave everything they had to defeat him. After the Dark One fell, the world went back to normal...for everyone but them. Of the five, Sloane has had the hardest time adjusting.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Same dull and depressed tone throughout
- By Thien-Nga Vo on 04-09-20
By: Veronica Roth
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Spellbound
- Magic in Manhattan Series, Book 1
- By: Allie Therin
- Narrated by: Erik Bloomquist
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 230
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 215
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 214
1925 New York. Arthur Kenzie's life's work is protecting the world from the supernatural relics that could destroy it. When an amulet with the power to control the tides is shipped to New York, he must intercept it before it can be used to devastating effects. This time, in order to succeed, he needs a powerful psychometric...and the only one available has sworn off his abilities altogether. Rory Brodigan's gift comes with great risk. To protect himself, he's become a recluse, redirecting his magic to find counterfeit antiques.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Audiobook Review
- By Alaska on 07-29-20
By: Allie Therin
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Fractured Souls
- By: E. A. Copen
- Narrated by: Matt Cowlrick, Erin DeWard
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 44
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 40
Rogue wizard Josiah Quinn never met a rule he wouldn’t break. Even though he knows he’ll face plenty of backlash from both good and evil, he braves the fires of Hell to spring Satan’s captive daughter. But before they return to their lives, he’s got to track down the missing pieces of her soul.... As he attempts to unite the fragmented spirit of the succubus by his side, Josiah has one little problem: a power-hungry wizard aiming to rule the underworld.
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4 out of 5 stars
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It grew on me - and I'm not done with this series
- By JEN on 06-30-20
By: E. A. Copen
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Magic to the Bone
- Allie Beckstrom Series, Book 1
- By: Devon Monk
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 300
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 246
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Story4 out of 5 stars 246
Everything has a cost. And every act of magic exacts a price from its user---maybe a two-day migraine, or losing the memory of your first kiss. But some people want to use magic without paying, and they Offload the cost onto innocents. When that happens, it falls to a Hound to identify the spell's caster---and Allison Beckstrom is the best there is.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good start to a Great series
- By Dana on 12-30-11
By: Devon Monk
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Keeper
- By: Kim Chance
- Narrated by: Katie Schorr
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
When a 200-year-old witch attacks her, 16-year-old bookworm Lainey Styles is determined to find a logical explanation. Even with the impossible staring her in the face, Lainey refuses to believe it - until she finds a photograph linking the witch to her dead mother. After consulting a psychic, Lainey discovers that she, like her mother, is a Keeper: a witch with the exclusive ability to unlock and wield the Grimoire, a dangerous but powerful spell book. But there’s a problem.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Bland
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 05-25-23
By: Kim Chance
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 216
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 198
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 197
Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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3 out of 5 stars
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 42
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
First published in 1989 and taking place in downtown Toronto, one of the earliest of the modern urban fantasies, Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light is the story of a fight against encroaching darkness by a developmentally handicapped young woman, a street musician with no idea of his potential, a bag-lady who's tired of picking up the pieces, and an adept of the light. Mixing actual Toronto ghost-stories with traditional Faire, a police procedural, and a cat, Gate of Darkness, Circle of Light opened a gate at street level to the urban fantasy that followed.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Old favorite novel, awful narrator...
- By S. Douma on 08-15-14
By: Tanya Huff
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Secret of McKinley Mansion
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 480
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 435
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 434
It's no easy job being the town nutcase. Ella knows from experience. She's grown up in a quaint little place with people who pretend the extraordinary isn't happening around them. They ignore the bumps in the night and won't talk about doors closing by themselves or items moving mysteriously. They also won't talk about the old woman who haunts the streets. Those who do are fibbers, begging for attention. But Ella knows it is no lie - when the lightning cracks and the rain thrashes, someone goes missing: a child, lost to the night.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not what I expected
- By Debra on 11-26-20
By: K.F. Breene
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Dragon Oracle Omnibus
- Dragon Oracle, Book 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 68
Davie is a normal girl trying to live a normal life. Except that she can see the future and has visions that make her seem crazy. When she meets a man who immediately seems too perfect to be real, her quest for a normal life quickly ends. She soon learns the world is full of mythical creatures including shape-shifting dragons, dwarves, and mystical oracles. Can Davie adapt to the new world that has dropped her into the middle of a mythical war that could tear the world apart?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not a reverse harem!
- By BrandyDalton on 11-23-20
By: Jada Fisher
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The Red Scrolls of Magic
- The Eldest Curses
- By: Cassandra Clare, Wesley Chu
- Narrated by: BD Wong
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,547
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,408
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,402
All Magnus Bane wanted was a vacation - a lavish trip across Europe with Alec Lightwood, the shadowhunter who against all odds is finally his boyfriend. But as soon as the pair settles in Paris, an old friend arrives with news about a demon-worshiping cult called the Crimson Hand that is bent on causing chaos around the world. A cult that was apparently founded by Magnus himself. Years ago. As a joke. Now, Magnus and Alec must race across Europe to track down the Crimson Hand and its elusive new leader before the cult can cause any more damage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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OMG! I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE!!!
- By Anonymous User on 04-10-19
By: Cassandra Clare, and others
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The Demon's Apprentice
- The Demon's Apprentice Series, Book 1
- By: Ben Reeder
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,736
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,388
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,378
At 15, Chance Fortunato has seen more evil than most people ever will. Indentured by his father to the demon count Dulka, he's been taught dark magic and forced to do his infernal master's dirty work for eight years. But now Chance has figured out a way to defeat his master and free himself. His new life with his mother and sister is far from easy, and freedom has its own perils. Normal life is hard enough, but even in a mundane-looking high school, there are paranormal threats from both sides of the mystical fence.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Great plot; Senseless sexual assult/rape scenes
- By Luke on 09-02-18
By: Ben Reeder
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Kingdom Keepers Inheritance: The Shimmer
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Alejandro Saab
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 13
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13
In the near future, in the Epcot of Walt Disney's imagination, sixty thousand people live in a CommuniTree surrounding the forward-looking Walt Disney World theme park. Five unique families are among the residents—and some of the parents were once known as the Kingdom Keepers. Their identities are carefully guarded in order to raise their children without special treatment, most of the Kingdom Keepers work for the Walt Disney Company, and have settled into "ordinary" and rewarding lives.
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3 out of 5 stars
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This is the Wrong Manuscript
- By Kali on 03-07-23
By: Ridley Pearson
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- Larry Marshall
- 04-01-23
Whiny Geek
I don’t normally write reviews, but must explain the three star rating for story. The story lines are good. My only complaint is Bryant, the main character. He is way too whiny and fearful beyond belief. It’s so bad it diminishes what is a good story line.
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