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The Failures
- Wanderlands, Book 1
- Narrated by: John Skelley
- Length: 18 hrs and 15 mins
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From a debut voice comes a genre-breaking blend of apocalyptic sci-fi and epic fantasy about a scattered group of unlikely heroes traveling across their broken mechanical planet to stave off eternal darkness. A tightly-coiled puzzle of a thrill ride, The Failures launches The Wanderlands trilogy
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