The Dead Cat Tail Assassins

De: P. Djèlí Clark

Narrado por: Lynnette R. Freeman

Eveen the Eviscerator is skilled, discreet, professional, and here for your most pressing needs in the ancient city of Tal Abisi. Her guild is strong, her blades are sharp, and her rules are simple. Those sworn to the Matron of Assassins—resurrected, deadly, wiped of their memories—have only three unbreakable vows.

First, the contract must be just. That’s above Eveen’s pay grade.

Second, even the most powerful assassin may only kill the contracted. Eveen’s a professional. She’s never missed her mark.

The third and the simplest: once you accept a job, you must carry it out. And if you stray? A final death would be a mercy.

When the Festival of the Clockwork King turns the city upside down, Eveen’s newest mission brings her face-to-face with a past she isn’t supposed to remember and a vow she can’t forget.

“One of my favorite authors … I loved this one.”—Rebecca Roanhorse, New York Times bestselling author of Black Sun

©2024 P. Djeli Clark (P)2024 Recorded Books

Lynnette R. Freeman killed it

I read this novel with Lynnette R. Freeman’s narration and for me, she knocked it out of the park. She really brings this story to life. I loved it. I couldn’t put it down. It was so fun and light — just what I needed. Lots of laughs and a satisfactory ending (that also ended in laughs)!

He can't miss!

Clark has done it again. This story is thrilling, disturbing, clever, funny and I loved every second. His wit is unparalleled, his characters well rounded and you are fully immersed in the world he built. I find myself wishing to read Asheel the maniac hunter stories...but more stories about Evene would be fantastic as well.

Funnier and lighter than I expected

“Ayro’s flaming tentacles!”
With the cover art and a summary promising binding assassin’s contract, I was expecting something darker, grittier, and violent. And yes, there are some F bombs and more than a few deaths.
But the overall tone is YA and more Brothers Grimm than grimdark.

Eveen: “So, I stopped and asked myself: what would the hero I most admire do in a spot like this?”
Behind her, Sky had put her head in her hands and was muttering, “Please don’t bring up Ashiel the Maniac Hunter”
Eveen: “Ashiel the Maniac Hunter!!”

There are mercurial goddesses, competitive killers, and one snarky spitfire assassin in over her head,
all narrated with unique variety by Ms. Freeman. I never thought I’d have so much fun listening to ladies who tsk, pfft, and click their teeth. Even the Rasta accents were over the top entertaining.
This was wicked fun.

Delightful and deadly!

Assassins, pulp novels, time travel mischief, political deviousness, and high adventure? This has it all!!

A Modern Pulp Tale

This is not your typical modern fantasy story. This tale has more in common with the great pulp fantasy stories of the early 1900s. Modern dialogue, quirky heroes, swords and nebulous but omnipresent magic up lifted by a modern author. Lots of fun!

Storyline

Although this isn't the typical type of fantasy I enjoy reading, I chose this book from a list of books of good reads challenge because the story sounded intriguing and I really liked the cover. I enjoyed the characters and world setting and found myself chuckling throughout this book. I have to admit that I wasn't really keen on some of the voices the narrator used and it took me a bit to get past it but the story just drew me in anyways. This is why I am completing the good reads challenge so I can venture out from my typical read and I was not disappointed!

Good

I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this book when I first started reading it, but it did get better. I did like the FMC even though she was an assassin. I did find it interesting that she is not really sure how she became an assassin after her death, and all of her memories of her previous life are gone. The FMC has been contracted to kill a girl that looks exactly like her. I love the mystery of this girl and where she came from. I also liked how the FMC handled this contract.

So much fun. Totally unique fantasy.

What a unique and well developed world!? This book is less than 7 hr long, yet it has so much mythology and history and unique magic and complex characters. But despite packing so much in a novella it never felt overdone or dense. Fast paced. Funny. Highly recommended.

Phenomenal Performance!!!

The Dead Cat Tails Assassins has a quirky title and a bold story concept. I'm talking about a dead female Assassin whose current assignment involves magic, time travel, a multiverse, politics, and sassy Goddesses with sharp tongues and teeth. How would I describe this? Well imagine if John Wick was in a fantasy world with Mages and Gods... and John Wick was a dead, brown-skinned Diva with deadly blades 🤣 That's a good description!

This book was dedicated to the culture... and the culture thanks my dear author 💜

So readers, are you ready to be dropped into a pure fantasy story? There will be no detours into unrequited love stories. There's no stumbling into any genres just for the pretty or dramatic scenery. Nope. And theres none of the usual fluff. Personally, I've become a fan of this type of writing. When you're reading dozens of these novels a year, you get the gist. With that in mind, this may not be for the casual fantasy reader as there is no beach to slowly walk into the depths. The story starts in the middle of something new to characters and the world. We don't get hours of backstory or pages of explanation of how this world functions. As a reader, you catch on as you go.

The main character was well done. Since she doesn't have any memories, the reader doesn't get anything about her past. But as the story progresses, you realize you're following along with someone who is dangerous enough to be feared, sweet enough to be a lover, strong-willed enough to not just do as she is expected, skilled enough to taunt other assassins, and righteous enough to stand up for an underprivileged community. She has the layers of a character that could hold down a series, but I hear this is a stand-alone novel.

One thing that ears didn't care for was some of the dialogue. This is not earth, but characters used earth phrases such as referring to someone as a "Badd B**ch". That's a very much earthy lingo that can break the reality seal for some readers. I would have preferred the author sticking with creating their own lingo as was done with "shipping".

The narrator, Lynnette R. Freeman, was like warm brownies on a cold day good. She was giving out voices, accents, good dialect, and perfect tone for days. I am so excited. I will be searching for audiobooks narrated by her in the future.

lots of plot twists

great spin on several classic themes yourself from the past, alternate worlds with majic and assasins thrown in! Great plot and windrful narration!