The Crisis
Crisis on Just One Earth, Book 1
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Narrado por:
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Nikki Diamond
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De:
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Amanda Lash
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Doug X.
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This audiobook tells the story of a supervillain called "The Crisis" and his best friend, an assassin named "Poison" as they carve out a living in a dystopian future.
Crisis is on the run from the FBI, including a sexy metahuman agent with whom he might be in love. Along the way, they run into a genius Russian cyborg, a pink-haired exotic dancer who wants to become a supervillain, a superhero with an MBA from Wharton who can lift a skyscraper, and many others.
Follow the two friends as they bounce from caper to caper and try to manage their dysfunctional dating lives.
This audiobook is for those who enjoy thought-provoking, humorous, and sometimes dark superhero adventures with lots of action.
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