The Coffin Hotel

An Urban Fantasy Adventure

De: Erik Weir

Narrado por: Melisandre Vert, Ron d'Vous

All I wanted was a friggin burrito.

My name is Brandon Ferryman. I went out one night to get a burrito. Who knew that such a simple thing would change my life, or end it?

I woke up on the side of the road with some pumpkin-headed monster saying he was the god of death, fate, and justice. I was chosen to run a very special establishment. A place that lay between worlds. A place called the Coffin Hotel.

Now I have to fight monsters, free spirits, and run a mystical hotel. I'm clearly not qualified, but when has that ever stopped anyone from doing anything.

This is my journey of gaining power, fighting injustice, making sure the guests are comfortable, and trying to not lose my head.

The Coffin Hotel is an urban fantasy adventure with action, humor, angels, witches, undead, demons with Karen haircuts, tentacle nerds, over-the-top situations, unconventional relationships, and burritos!

©2021 Eric Weir (P)2022 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

Amazing

The imagination of some authors just makes the world a better place.
I love finding books that I can really get into and have such a blast reading.
This is one of those books.
The author and narrators have done such a great job.
I love the characters and the storyline, etc.
Our MC gets killed in a convenience store robbery and gets taken to a special place in, what is basically purgatory, and becomes the new manager of the Coffin Hotel.
He gets to be with hot girls from multiple worlds and fight bad guys with his new powers.
I love this book and I hope that book 2 is at least half as good as this one.
I got this book as a freebie. I never expect any of the books I've gotten a code for, to be this much fun.

thankfully not holiday

covers like these make me concerned that the book will be holiday specific. Thankfully, holoween hasn't been mentioned once by name(3hrs in). so feel free to enjoy year-round and not avoid until October

Super fun and Exciting!

I've been anxiously awaiting this to hit audible. I wasn't disappointed! The story and production is absolutely flawless.

Praise the burritos

First off, the narrators did an amazing job. Secondly, the book will make you wheeze from laughing too much. Last but not least, give thanks to the burritos! The mc loves burritos like no other and will drag you along for the ride

5 stars

💙💙💙💙💙I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Erik Weir!

interesting

it's interesting, if you enjoy a litrpg fighting monsters and running a business between worlds you'll enjoy this, It's an interesting take on the portal fantasy being chosen to run a hotel but not a normal one :) it was enjoyable.

A very original story.

Well written with excellent performances by Ron and Melisandre. I am greatly looking forward to the next in the series and have this overwhelming desire to go grab a burrito.

Voice Actors are amazing

Do not take this book seriously! If you do that you will love this book! The extra effects are hands down the best of any book I’ve hear. The book it’s self is hilarious multiple time laughing out loud in the car like a mad man! Get this book if you enjoy not taking life seriously

5stars

Well done. Well narrated.  will be looking forward to the next from this author. Is worth a listen, give it a try.

Loved it.

Wish it was i little less adult and more story. Its around 70 story-30 adult. Wish it was 80-20. Made me laugh a few time.
Worth a credit over all.