The Bus on Thursday

A Novel

By: Shirley Barrett

Narrated by: Katherine Littrell

Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins

Publisher's Summary

The Bus on Thursday by Shirley Barrett is a darkly humorous audiobook about one woman’s post-cancer retreat to a remote Australian town and the horrors awaiting her. 

It wasn’t just the bad breakup that turned Eleanor Mellett’s life upside down. It was the cancer. And all the demons that came with it.  

One day she felt a bit of a bump when she was scratching her armpit at work. The next thing she knew, her breast was being dissected and removed by an inappropriately attractive doctor, and she was suddenly deluged with cupcakes, judgy support groups, and her mum knitting sweaters.  

Luckily, Eleanor discovers Talbingo, a remote little town looking for a primary-school teacher. Their Miss Barker up and vanished in the night, despite being the most caring teacher ever, according to everyone. Unfortunately, Talbingo is a bit creepy. It’s not just the communion-wine-guzzling friar prone to mad rants about how cancer is caused by demons. Or the unstable, overly sensitive kids, always going on about Miss Barker and her amazing sticker system. It’s living alone in a remote cabin, with no cell or Internet service, wondering why there are so many locks on the front door and who is knocking on it late at night.

©2018 Shirley Barrett (P)2018 Macmillan Audio

Bridget Jones meets The Exorcist

This is campy, quirky horror, which isn't my typical jam, but I thought it was really well done. The author is an Australian screenwriter, and I've noticed that I often like novels by screenwriters (Exhibit A: Where'd You Go, Bernadette). The pacing is great, it's not overwritten, and it's genuinely hilarious.

Eleanor is already coming unhinged when she finds out she has breast cancer in her early 30s. After treatment, she ends up in a remote village where things take a turn for the slightly supernatural. As her life continues to unravel, you get the sense that you're reading a dark and strange commentary on the absurdity of cancer. I love that this story doesn't fit into a tidy box -- Eleanor is the textbook definition of unlikable, and the ending is ambiguous af. Not your typical tug-at-the-heartstrings cancer book.

I'm not sure if this book will find a wide audience because it's so damn weird, but it definitely found a fan in me!

surprising, great listen

props to the narrator especially - she was excellent and extremely captivating. ending of the story leaves a bit to be desired but overall very good book.

I want more books like this!!!

Wow!! What a wild ride!! I started this book at 8am in the morning and thank goodness i had the day off!! I listened to this from beginning to end!! The story is like a horrible accident you just can’t turn yourself away from and has that constant feeling of WTH is going to happen next??? Hint, it’s never what you’d dream up!! The narrator was AMAZING!!! She totally made this book. It felt like talking to your best girlfriend who was spilling some unbelievably juicy gossip.
Trust me, you’re not going to want to turn this off until you’ve finished every last crazy word down to the spiraling wild end!!

Hilarious but dark

This story was very funny, but in a fairly dark way. The main character isn’t really likeable, but that is what makes her so human and relatable. Definitely not a story for everyone, but I enjoyed it! The narration was excellent. Perfect match for the character.

idiodic

a whiny chic, weird kids, garbage ending. don't waste your time with this horrible book.

Warning, Ending is missing from Audiobook

Poor Elenore is having a bad time of it, cancer, losing her job, her best friend having the life she feels she should have had, takes a job in a remote town as a teacher. Not much in Elenore's personality is very teacher like to me, it would be hard to believe she's ever held a teaching job anywhere the way the character is written.

Like all small towns in these books the people in the town are not the sweet, endearing characters Elenore thought they'd be.

Towards the end of the story Elenore is finally about to get on the bus, one that's been talked about throughout the story, the bus on Thursday, and just as she reaches the bus, mid sentence, Audible closing credits come on. I still have no idea who or what is waiting for Elenore on that bus.

I did email the author and the narrator to see if one of them can get this fixed but til it's fixed, the last few minutes of the story are missing.

Total waste of my time

the story was a total waste of my time. From all the stupid situations an idiotic behaviors the ending was a load of crap

Disappointed

The author overuses the word "etcetera" which is probably not annoying reading the book, but listening to it made it painful to hear. It started out as a really interesting perspective on cancer. It also was a cool setting in remote Australia. It had a great storyline despite having an unlikable main character. But then it just ends in the worst possible way to end a book: no clear ending, which was disappointing after you spend 6 hours listening.

Don't waste your time or money

This book was just terrible. Described as Bridget Jones meets the Exorcist. It is not.

Good to pass the time but not gripping

The protagonist is not very likeable. The story is kind of annoying. I suppose it was supposed to be humorous, it wasn't. It wasn't horrific either so it failed on 2 fronts. The horror elements were disjointed and unclear. They didn’t serve as metaphor and they aren’t cohesive.