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Publisher's Summary

What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books

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Not very funny.

I guess one takes a chance when one orders a book that is supposed to be funny.
The authors forward was the funniest part.
The rest of it was just a rehash of many of the ugly lies that our President has tweeted.
And our President is NOT funny. Don’t waste your money on this one.

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Funny to listen to. Once is enough for a lifetime.

i listened to the entire thing in one sitting. The narrator does sound like trump. It was too politically biased to really be worth more than a casual listen. since they have taken his words out of context to make him sound ridiculous. Trump is by no means a scholar but you could literally do this to any person and make them sound this stupid.

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not satire. no honest. just a hit peace

as a trump supporter I bought this knowing full well I was not the target audience. However I enjoy satire So I gave the whole thing a listen as I said. I have no issue with satire. However this is just a hit peace targeted at those whom already dislike the man and seek only to feed their biases.the words are taken out of context. or cherry picked to make these "poems" (which two his credit the author admits) add to this it is narrated by somebody with simply a passable impression of trump . over all I found it mean-spirited and forgettable

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Not like the sample

The sample was read in a charming British voice, but the "poetry" is done in Trump's voice, or an impressionist.

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l laughed so hard, I cried.

my belly actually ached when this little book was finished. i would recommend this to anyone who likes to laugh, has a sense of humor, enjoys and appreciates poetry. This book done well.

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Seriously funny no matter what side your on

Seriously, there are some hurt people in these reviews. I am a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. We make fun of every one in office. So get over it.
This is pretty funny.

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trump is scum

Satire fully revealing the truth of this evil human. A solid collection of some of his most ignorant takes on society.

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Brilliant!

There are some really good laughs in here. Glad I got the audible version because it adds so much to have it read in his voice. If you are looking for a quick listen on your way to work, this will brighten your day. #poetry #funny #tagsgiving #sweepstakes

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Funniest thing I’ve ever heard

This book made me laugh so hard I almost choked and died eating a sandwich while listening to it. I definitely recommend listening if you’re looking for a good laugh.

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Meh

It's not as funny as I wanted it or needed it to be unfortunately, sadly.

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