The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump

By: Robert Sears

Narrated by: Jon Culshaw

What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.

What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.

This collection will give listeners a glimpse of the Trump's innermost thoughts and feelings on everything from the nature of truth to what annoys him about Cher - and will reveal a hitherto hidden Donald, who may surprise and delight both students and critics alike.

©2017 Robert Sears (P)2017 Canongate Books

Brilliant!

There are some really good laughs in here. Glad I got the audible version because it adds so much to have it read in his voice. If you are looking for a quick listen on your way to work, this will brighten your day. #poetry #funny #tagsgiving #sweepstakes

l laughed so hard, I cried.

my belly actually ached when this little book was finished. i would recommend this to anyone who likes to laugh, has a sense of humor, enjoys and appreciates poetry. This book done well.

Exactly what I imagined and more!

This was hilarious! The performance was spot on and I loved every second of it.

Seriously funny no matter what side your on

Seriously, there are some hurt people in these reviews. I am a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. We make fun of every one in office. So get over it.
This is pretty funny.

Great break

This was a perfect, satirical listen for a much needed respite from the real world. It made me laugh many times. Some parts made me cringe, but they reflected the truth of this guy’s thinking.

Five minutes of amusement packed into a half hour

On a whim, I bought this title. It was uproariously funny for about 5 minutes.
After that - not so much. The impressionist did a great job -- he sounded just like Trump.
However, it would have been better if the veddy British narrator broke in after every half dozen 'poems' or so, rather than
say everything upfront -- to give relief from the drone of Trump's voice and to lend some gravitas.
You know, sort of play straight-man Abbott to Trump's Costello.
Anyway, it's okay for a chuckle ... especially if you are already in a silly mood or happen to be drinking heavily.

Lame as hell, but Thumbs Up!

The peoms were garbage, the narrator mediocre, but any product- any product at all, that belittles the dip-shit moron in the oval office automatically gets a five star review from me.

Need Book Two

Humorous, but in a sad way. Wish there were more poems and that the poems were longer, but then again, his attention span is quite small, just like his hands. LOVE the book cover image.

Hilarious

This is pretty funny. And in some areas so true it isn’t funny. Interesting read.

Good brief laugh

I think it was free, so worth the price. Voice was somewhat convincing but happy it wasn't a waste of paper.