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What if there's another side to Donald Trump? A sensitive, poetic side? Driven by this question, Rob Sears began combing The Donald's words for signs of poetry.
What he found was a revelation. By simply taking the President's tweets and transcripts, cutting them up, and reordering them, he unearthed a trove of beautiful verse that was just waiting to be discovered.
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- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,540
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,581
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,556
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,195
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,667
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,601
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,092
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 968
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Story4 out of 5 stars 964
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,709
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,189
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,933
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
What listeners say about The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
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- The Bookish Abyss
- 09-12-18
Great break
This was a perfect, satirical listen for a much needed respite from the real world. It made me laugh many times. Some parts made me cringe, but they reflected the truth of this guy’s thinking.
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- Susan W.
- 01-23-19
Five minutes of amusement packed into a half hour
On a whim, I bought this title. It was uproariously funny for about 5 minutes.
After that - not so much. The impressionist did a great job -- he sounded just like Trump.
However, it would have been better if the veddy British narrator broke in after every half dozen 'poems' or so, rather than
say everything upfront -- to give relief from the drone of Trump's voice and to lend some gravitas.
You know, sort of play straight-man Abbott to Trump's Costello.
Anyway, it's okay for a chuckle ... especially if you are already in a silly mood or happen to be drinking heavily.
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- JessH
- 08-06-18
Brilliant!
There are some really good laughs in here. Glad I got the audible version because it adds so much to have it read in his voice. If you are looking for a quick listen on your way to work, this will brighten your day. #poetry #funny #tagsgiving #sweepstakes
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- danish birkenstock
- 11-10-18
l laughed so hard, I cried.
my belly actually ached when this little book was finished. i would recommend this to anyone who likes to laugh, has a sense of humor, enjoys and appreciates poetry. This book done well.
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- Lisa Reese
- 08-14-18
Exactly what I imagined and more!
This was hilarious! The performance was spot on and I loved every second of it.
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- Rick
- 04-10-20
Lame as hell, but Thumbs Up!
The peoms were garbage, the narrator mediocre, but any product- any product at all, that belittles the dip-shit moron in the oval office automatically gets a five star review from me.
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- jojo
- 08-02-18
Seriously funny no matter what side your on
Seriously, there are some hurt people in these reviews. I am a Trump supporter and I still found this hilarious. We make fun of every one in office. So get over it.
This is pretty funny.
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- filthy mcnasty
- 03-12-19
Hilarious
This is pretty funny. And in some areas so true it isn’t funny. Interesting read.
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- "Swiss Army JIM"
- 07-16-19
Good brief laugh
I think it was free, so worth the price. Voice was somewhat convincing but happy it wasn't a waste of paper.
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- Zeloszelos and Cadence
- 08-03-18
awesome and entertaining
This was perfect to cackle over after a dark week with dark headlines. Very entertaining.
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