• The Accidental Vampire

  • Argeneau Vampires, Book 7
  • By: Lynsay Sands
  • Narrated by: Victoria McGee
  • Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars (972 ratings)

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Publisher's Summary

Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette.

But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.

Love in vein: listen to more tales of the Argeneau Vampires.
©2008 Lynsay Sands (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers

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Last chapter has been added

The last chapter has been added. Re-download your book.
I love Lynsay Sand's books.

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Missing last chapter

For whatever reason last chapter is missing.

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The Accidental Vampire

The book was good - Only problem was the recording wasn't complete. The last 5-10 minutes was missing. It like reading a good book and the last 5 pages are missing

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the Accidental Vampire

They forgot to put in the last chapter. I'm serious. Chapter twenty-one of the book was left out. It cuts off after chapter twenty and leaves the wrap-up 'un-wrapped'. I had to go to my copy of the book and flip to the back to finish the story because it's not part of the audio book I just bought. (The rest of the book was great but it p!$$ed me off to not get the ending of the book.)

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No missing chapters

The entire book downloaded for me. The narrator is horrible, but I still enjoyed the book.

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Great Story & Irritating Narrator

This is one of Linsay Sands' s best stories in the series. I love the silliness of the "cheesecake emergencies" and the unlikeliness of the plot line. All very creative. Sands has finally figured out some more symptoms of Life Mates and made it a known thing among the immortal population. Much better. As for Victoria McGee's narration, I am becoming less aware of her voice but as she narrates, I pay closer attention to her, and have to purposefully stop paying attention to her voice and concentrate only on the story. Her Italian accent wasn't much better than before, her German accent was acceptable, and her British accent is okay. She talks too softly and carefully for my taste.

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the last chapter is here

the book is sexy an funny i found my self jumping up talking to the air trying to guess before you get to the part .. she has a way on spending a love story so u can laugh, fall in love , an want to hit the men or woman up the hand but you keep reading for more i can't wait to read the next book. BUT THE LAST CHAPTER is here.... But the reader is well.... not so good she takes to many breaths an it hard to get in to the store :( but the book it self 5 stars. i like how she movies with the last book an so on an so on i have be come a true fan for life..

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Not finished

It ends without finishing. There should be 3 parts not 2. The ending of the book is left off. It is horrible.

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Last Chapter missing

I enjoy all of Lynsay Sands books. They make me laugh. However I can not recommend this one because the last chapter is missing. Victor was just about to talk with his brother, the head of the Vampire Council when it ended. I have notified audible.com and hopefully they will be able to find the missing chapter and add it to Part 2.

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The Accidental Vampire

The last chapter of the book is missing, so it has no finish. I wrote Audible about this and they said they were "checking". Hopefully they will be able to get this fixed. Otherwise the book is great.

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  • Mrs S
  • 12-09-14

Another funny instalment

Would you consider the audio edition of The Accidental Vampire to be better than the print version?

Having read the book and listened I would say they are both good but I did enjoy reading the book a touch more

Who was your favorite character and why?

Mable was my fav just because it was so funny when she was riding until the cows came home lol !

What three words best describe Victoria McGee’s performance?

Good character voices

If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Young again! And dead?

Any additional comments?

The narrators characters voices performance was good but I found her general reading voice of the story a bit to paused and breathy a little bit distracting but ok.

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  • Claire West Lothian
  • 09-25-14

LOVE

Would you consider the audio edition of The Accidental Vampire to be better than the print version?

Love to listen to books doing my house work

Any additional comments?

Realy love this series by lynsay sand. I am a big fan of twilight and this takesthe hole vampire angle in a hole new direction. Ever book is a great read cant wait for next book

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