Episodios

  • Closed Dicks Don't Get Sucked
    Nov 17 2022

    Christian and Sean the producer are back with another episode. Christian has more unsolicited dating advice for incels and thoughts about the Kardashians. Sean and Christian spend way too much talking about food and conundrum that is McDonald's. And Christian wants Derek Jeter to release the contents of his infamous post-coital gift basket.

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    1 h y 22 m
  • Brought To You By
    Sep 7 2022

    Christian and Sean the Producer are back from their summer break. Sean went on a wedding tour while Christian unexpectedly had an "F-Boy Summer." The guys talk about open relationships, the state of MCU in Phase 4, the state of men, the cost of having a kid, and New York sports

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    1 h y 40 m
  • The Decline of the Empire
    Jul 6 2022

    Christian returns from New York and is comedically beloved on both coasts. Sean has a brand new hair cut after donating it to bald kids. The guys talk about the Supreme Court overturning Roe, how the greatest beneficiaries of women's rights are men, nepotism, and more New York stuff.

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    1 h y 39 m
  • Unprecedented Times
    Jun 29 2022

    Christian and Sean the Producer lament living in unprecedented times. Sean talks about the Jan 6 hearings. Christian talks about the Super Gonorrhea epidemic on college campuses and nursing homes. The guys talk about people posting their red flags on the internet, Juneteenth, and dude's pull out game being weak.

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    2 h y 2 m
  • New York State of Mind
    Jun 22 2022

    Folks, you're in for a fun one. Christian almost kills Sean the Producer with comedy. Christian is hype about his upcoming trip to New York. The fellas talk about the food of New York. Cincinnati's Skyline Chili catches a stray, as do former residents of Ohio. Frats, White Rappers, Beyoncé, J.Lo, Tim Burton, Quentin Tarantino, and Witches all get jokes in this hilarious episode.

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    2 h y 5 m
  • The Boys Aren't Alright
    Jun 15 2022

    Christian and Sean the Producer talk about the emotional state of men, why men don't share their emotions healthily, and why cargo shorts are a one way ticket to being an incel. The guys also talk about inappropriate leaders in church. And TFU pivots into a food podcast.

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    1 h y 29 m
  • FTK
    Jun 8 2022

    Christian and Sean the Producer lay out the pros and cons of having kids in today's capitalistic hellscape. The podcast devolves quickly into a food podcast sponsored by Kerrigold Butter. Christian and Sean discuss the merits of some jokes. Emmitt Till's ugly killer is brought up for some reason. And the guys discuss the rules around "maturity."

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    1 h y 42 m
  • The Rent Is Too Damn High
    Jun 3 2022

    This episode was recorded right after the shooting at Robb Elementary in Uvalde, TX. Christian and Sean the Producer work through their feelings about the tragedy and how they expect Congress to do nothing. Sean has ideas for elected Democrats. Christian predicts the collapse of society in 2040 with no evidence and randomly goes in on inflation and putting the toilet seat down.

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    1 h y 30 m