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Surviving Your Jewish Mother:

A Field Guide for the Overloved Adult Son

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Surviving Your Jewish Mother: A Field Guide for the Overloved Adult Son

If you’ve ever found yourself dodging a phone call from your mother for the third time today, this book is for you.

Surviving Your Jewish Mother is the ultimate field guide for adult sons trying to navigate the minefield that is life with a Jewish mother. From the moment you leave the house, you’ve entered uncharted territory, and if you want to survive — and maybe even thrive — you’ll need a strategy.

Inside this guide, you'll find:

  • How to decode “I’m fine” (hint: she’s not fine, and she knows you know it).

  • The art of deflecting unsolicited advice without getting a guilt trip.

  • Why your mom thinks 7:00 AM is the perfect time to ask about your love life (and how to survive it).

  • How to avoid getting dragged into “just one more bite of kugel” without actually hurting her feelings.

Written with tongue-in-cheek humor and 100% relatable advice, this guide is for the overworked, overfed, and overwhelmed adult son who just wants to make it through the day without the “What’s wrong with you?” texts.

Perfect for:

  • Sons trying to understand why the Tupperware is multiplying overnight.

  • Anyone who’s ever heard the words, “You know, you look so thin… but you could still eat more.”

  • Those who love their moms but are also this close to moving to another country just to escape the guilt.

Whether you’re dodging her calls or (reluctantly) agreeing to visit, this book has the advice, tips, and humor to help you stay sane and maybe even get a little closer to surviving your Jewish mother.

Literature & Fiction Satire Survival Witty
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