Stocks, Bonds, & Mutual Funds for Absolute Beginners

Simple Explanations for People Who've Never Invested Before

By: Chase Wolfe

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

If the world of investing feels like a foreign language, you’re not alone. Most beginners never get started—not because they’re lazy or “bad with money,” but because every book, article, and YouTube guru seems to speak in confusing jargon no normal person uses.

This book fixes that. Completely.

Written for absolute beginners, this friendly, easy-to-read guide breaks down stocks, bonds, and mutual funds in plain English. No prior knowledge required. No complicated math. No Wall Street nonsense. Just simple explanations that finally make sense.

Whether you’re building your first portfolio, trying to understand your 401(k), or simply want to stop feeling clueless when people talk about “the market,” this book walks you through the essentials step-by-step—so you actually get it.

Inside, You’ll Learn:

• What a stock really is (beyond the textbook definition)

• How bonds work—and why they matter even if you’re not retiring soon

• What mutual funds and ETFs do and why beginners love them

• How to build a simple, low-stress portfolio without gambling or guessing

• The key principles every successful investor understands

• How to avoid beginner mistakes that cost people thousands

All explained using clear examples, simple analogies, and zero jargon.

If you’ve ever thought investing was “too complicated,” “too risky,” or “only for rich people,” prepare to be pleasantly surprised. You’ll learn that you can invest—and you can understand it without headaches, spreadsheets, or a finance degree.

This book won’t turn you into a Wall Street wizard.
But it will give you the confidence to start, the clarity to understand what you’re doing, and the foundation to build wealth for the rest of your life.

If you want the simplest, most beginner-friendly introduction to investing you’ve ever read, this is it.