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- Ellen
- 11-24-03
Excellent
I read the book several years ago and thought it was funny. But listening to Arte Johnson read it is even funnier! I almost hurt myself I was laughing so hard.
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- Aurelio Garcia-Castiello
- 01-12-17
A Dave Barry Classic.
Anyone thats ever struggled with weight or body issues and those with annoying gym rat friends and anorexic family members will appreciate this book. His parodies of BS lifestyle advertising and fitness trends are brutally executed yet remain completely G-Rated. Art Johnson always makes Dave Barry's Audio books funnier.
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- Britt
- 01-31-08
Hilarious
This is awesome. I love Dave Barry! I listen to this at work and it makes the day fly by.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-22-22
Not the best
I love Dave Barry and no one makes me laugh more. But this is one of his less funny.
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- Anna
- 10-03-22
Laugh out loud funny
I selected this read when I was feeling blue. I haven’t laughed out loud in weeks, and this book had me belly laughing. Dave Barry is a genius!
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- michelle
- 09-20-21
I lost weight listening
As person on a weight loss journey Thank you for this I Laughed so hard I'm sure I lost weight 😭🤣
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- Jeffrey
- 07-23-21
funny but out of date
this is humorous and you will get some laughs. but truly, it is dated a bit
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- steve finkelstein
- 04-11-21
Beating a dead horse
The running time for this so-called book was 2 hours, 4 minutes and 22 seconds. If this book had been shortened to 4 minutes and 22 seconds, that would have still been too long to listen to such tripe.
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- Dr Rick
- 01-26-21
Nostalgic vs dated humor, but usually funny
I’m a big Dave Barry fan and read his weekly column for years. This book is over 30 years old and typical of his formulaic but imaginative wit. Arte reads it well but doesn’t always hit the punch lines in rhythm. I recommend playing it a bit at a time so you don’t get saturated with his style; that’s how I used to savor his columns anyway.
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- Meghan
- 01-17-21
Dated
The audio was poor and the jokes in the book felt very dated making them fall flat.
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The American guy is not to be confused with a husband, father, hunk, or intellectual, says guy expert Dave Barry. Published just in time (the American guy faces extinction due to feminism, the men's movement, and stricter sanitation laws), this guide gives women helpful advice for understanding Him (or It) and offers men useful tips on remembering the names of their children and other dilemmas of life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I laughed all the way through
- By Alan Rither on 08-10-04
By: Dave Barry
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Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Mike Dodge
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Abridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4 out of 5 stars 51
Listen to the results of Dave Barry's Bad Song Survey, a compilation of some of the worst songs ever written. From "MacArthur Park" to "Feelings," from "Dreams of the Everyday Housewife" to "Leader of the Pack," this is the audio the record industry didn't want you to hear! Download more Dave Barry.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Narration weak
- By Fiona on 10-11-04
By: Dave Barry
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Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 60
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Understanding the urgent need for a deeply thoughtful, balanced book to explain our national political process, Dave Barry has not even come close. Though he himself has covered many campaigns, run for president several times, and run for cover at the rainy inauguration of George W. Bush (the man will spare nothing for his art), Barry has instead outdone himself.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I Love everything Dave Barry, BUT...
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By: Dave Barry
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Lessons from Lucy
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- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 4 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 910
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 799
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 799
As Dave Barry turns 70 - not happily - he realizes that his dog, Lucy, is dealing with old age far better than he is. She has more friends, fewer worries, and way more fun. So Dave decides to figure out how Lucy manages to stay so happy, to see if he can make his own life happier by doing the things she does (except for drinking from the toilet). He reconnects with old friends and tries to make new ones - turns out to be a struggle, because Lucy likes people a lot more than he does.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Required Reading, Excellent Audio Book!
- By Jon Carlson on 04-13-19
By: Dave Barry
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 103
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 103
Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside. Broke and desperate for a way out, Jesse stumbles across a long-lost treasure, which could solve all her problems—if she can figure out how to keep it. The problem is some very bad men are also looking for the treasure, and they know Jesse has it.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Terrible narration!
- By Diane P Pettey on 05-08-23
By: Dave Barry
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Big Trouble
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dick Hill
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 696
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 570
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Story4 out of 5 stars 568
A chain of events that will change the lives of each and every character will leave some of them wiser, some of them deader, and some of them definitely looking for a new line of work. With a wicked wit, razor-sharp observations, rich characters, and a plot with more twists than the Inland Waterway, Dave Barry makes his debut a complete and utter triumph.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Classic Barry at his Best
- By Scott on 09-18-08
By: Dave Barry
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3 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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