Beep. I'll have to do something. My love life is like the Sahara - dry, barren, and waiting for rain to fall so it can bloom.
Beep. So my pal suggested online dating, and now I'm feeling like the most desired woman in the world. My laptop keeps announcing amorous messages all day and all night. Beep, beep, beep - my clarion call of love.
Beep. Hold on a minute, new message coming in. Oh no, what the beep is that? There are some real weirdos in this dating world. I'll need to start deleting. Beep, beep, beep. Ooooh, he's nice. Must go. Tally ho!