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Spit Out the Tongue

Misadventures of an 80s Feral Kid

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Spit Out the Tongue

By: A.L. Childers
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Before helicopter parents.
Before tracking apps.
Before anyone was watching.

Spit Out the Tongue: Misadventures of an 80s Feral Kid is a funny, honest memoir about growing up Gen-X—when childhood was largely unsupervised, bad ideas were educational, and somehow… we lived.

This book is a collection of true stories from a time when:

  • bikes didn’t have helmets

  • parents trusted streetlights

  • MTV raised us

  • and “be home later” was a complete plan

Written with dry Gen-X humor and zero whining, this isn’t nostalgia fluff—it’s recognition.

You’ll find:

  • laugh-out-loud moments

  • instantly familiar memories

  • pop culture, mixtapes, and poor decisions

  • and the quiet realization that none of this would be allowed now

This book is:

  • short enough to finish in a weekend
  • funny enough to reread
  • honest without oversharing
  • safe enough to give as a gift

Perfect for:

  • Gen-X birthdays

  • holidays and stocking stuffers

  • Anyone who survived childhood without supervision

If you grew up feral, free, and mostly unsupervised—
This book will feel like home.

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