Slayer Bowl

1 Hero + 2 Pizza Cutters vs a World of Monsters!

Sam Wynbrook was a nobody—a shy pizza baker with gaming skills and zero life prospects, until alien warriors hijacked Earth to host their brutal championship: SLAYER BOWL.

Armed with two trusty pizza cutters, a potted basil plant, and an attitude problem, Sam must hack, slash, and smart-mouth his way through legions of savage monsters in a cosmic tournament broadcast to trillions.

Every quarter brings new horrors: blood-thirsty beasts, doping warriors, corrupt ref-bots, and pizza kaijus. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Pizza Kaijus.

With no respawns or resets, Sam must level up to survive and carve a path to victory.

Packed with savage monster battles, supercharged weapons, irreverent humor, pop culture, and explosive action… SLAYER BOWL delivers the foul-mouthed, square-jawed, action hero you’ve been searching for!

Ready Player One meets Dungeon Crawler Carl in this cosmic underdog story.

©2025 Kevin Johnson (P)2026 Kevin Johnson

Stupidly Entertaining!

this was a very humerous (adult humor) spin on a litrpg classic! light on stats btw. Aliens take over the earth and use it the location of their sports match. humans are essentially wiped out and the protagonist's love interest in kidnapped. He was just at work at a pizza shop so his weapons of choice are DUEL WIELDING PIZZA CUTTERS!

a fantastic pallete cleanser of a book between other large litprg series.

Guardians of the Galaxy meets Gladiator

Slayer Bowl was a beautiful mash up of Guardians of the Galaxy, Gladiator and WWE's XFL. If you love Sci-fi, slasher movies and comedy, then you'll love Slayer Bowl. I enjoyed it so much that I went back to listen to it twice. The plot twist, the "revenge tour", the funny one liners, make you eager to hear more and more of how "Sack Up" Sam will get his revenge on Dom Bladey and the Commissioner. This one will leave you hoping for more Slayer Bowls.

Best in Genre

I think everyone can relate to Sam. what an awesome adventure! I will never look at pizza cutter the same way again. Storytelling at its best, was a real pleasure to listen.

What a great Book!

From start to finish this book was amazing! Can’t believe I slept on this book for so long it was a masterpiece for this kind of genre. I know Luke Daniels had a blast recording this book. It was hilarious, engaging, entertaining, and just a great time to listen too you won’t regret buying it or using a credit for it! It is worth it and just sad there isn’t more of it!

How did I not find this sooner?

This book should be far more popular and well known than the amount of reviews seem to suggest. Story line is great, narration is great, it’s funny, and hits all the marks. Absolutely worth a credit.