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Andrew L. Barnes
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Earl Edwards
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All Dave ever wanted was to be a regular kid with regular-kid problems. All he wanted was a cure for his little farting problem, but little did he know that the search for that cure would end up changing his life forever. Little did he know that he would become the greatest zombie fighting machine that the world has ever seen.
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Grossly Funny!!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
My 9 year old son definitely would!! He LOVED it! What's not to love? Farting, diareah and Zombies! Everything a growing boy needs.
If you’ve listened to books by Earl Edwards before, how does this one compare?
This is our first, I don't know if I can handle another.
What about Andrew L. Barnes’s performance did you like?
He was cute, he sounded like Erkel. haha
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
I think this title says it all.
Any additional comments?
As you can probably figure out, this book wasn't for me. But young pre-teen boys will love it.
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