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Narrated by:
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Mike Ferrari
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By:
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Kevin Bolger
About this listen
Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son, Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can't take the prince's royal clowning around!
Enter Sir Fartsalot - the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He's on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind, a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking.
Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight's old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the snotty scoundrel, once and for all!
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