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Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay
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Publisher's Summary
The moment the second line on the pee stick turns pink, women discover they've entered a world of parenting experts. Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy - suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn't, not to mention hordes of militant "lactivists", cosleeping advocates, and books on what to worry about next, modern parenthood can seem like a minefield.
In busy-mom-friendly short essays, Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay delivers the empathetic straight dirt on parenting, tackling everything from Mommy & Me classes ("Your baby doesn't need to be making friends at three months old - you do! But not with people you'll meet at Mommy & Me") to attachment parenting ("If you're holding your baby 24/7, that's not a baby, that's a tumor"). Stefanie Wilder-Taylor combines practical tips with sidesplitting humor and refreshing honesty, assuring women that they can be good mothers and responsibly make their own choices.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Lklns
- 03-14-19
Ok, nothing amazing
There wasn't a lot in here in terms of humor or message that I hadn't already seen somewhere else, but it was somewhat entertaining.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-31-18
Tired of rule books, this is for you!
I was quickly exhausted from baby rule books after reading, attempting and failing at the Baby Whisperer. This is a perfect book for those new moms that are fed up already with the bs of being told how to parent. Light hearted, funny and just made me feel generally better about my take on Parenthood.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-04-17
not for me
i couldn't make it through the first few chapters. just not for me. i love her other books so was surprised this one didn't deliver.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Jennifer
- 06-22-16
Pretty good
I don't know if I'm just a sleep deprived new mom or what but the first half of the book I found hilarious, honest, and an easy listen. Make me feel like I wasn't alone as a new mom navigating the pressures, criticism, and advise of other moms. But about half way through I lost interest and the content became repetitive and punchlines less effective. Overall I'm glad I read (listened) to the book and wish I would have listened while pregnant to prepare for the experience of becoming a new mom.
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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Performance2 out of 5 stars
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- Carol R.
- 06-29-15
Eh
It was okay, not great. I knew every punchline before she said it. Not overly original or funny.
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- Diland0712
- 06-06-15
I Freaking Love this book
I am a new mom and listen to Audio books a lot and this is a good one cause it is not all about the baby. She is funny and relatable, and reminds mom's that its OK to need a break, and trust your gut, and to tell the handsy lady in line behind you at Target to back off! Amazing book, I would definitely recommend to a friend.
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Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as "How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend" and "When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby," as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny audiobook for the sh*tty parent in all of us.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Would not recommend this book to anyone
- By Anonymous User on 09-14-18
By: Karen Moline, and others
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The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy
- A Guide to Surviving Pregnancy, Childbirth, and Beyond
- By: Dawn Dais
- Narrated by: Dawn Dais
- Length: 5 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 329
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 280
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Story4 out of 5 stars 278
The fourth title in Dawn Dais' popular parenting series, The Sh!t No One Tells You About Pregnancy is quite possibly the funniest and most heartfelt yet. After all, pregnancy is not all about scanning Pinterest for baby shower themes and registering for ironic onesies, and sometimes the less flattering aspects of gestation have a way of dimming a bit of that so-called pregnancy glow. Not to worry! Dawn is here, ready to shepherd you through the experience of one human body taking on the task of growing another human body.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not Helpful
- By Anonymous User on 12-03-18
By: Dawn Dais
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The Sh!t No One Tells You About Baby #2
- A Guide to Surviving Your Growing Family
- By: Dawn Dais
- Narrated by: Dawn Dais
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
Around the time your first baby turns a year old your brain will turn on you. For reasons that are still not understood by science, the sleep deprivation and postpartum hormones you barely survived with your first baby fade from memory and will be replaced with idyllic images of your growing child. This is when your brain, having officially lost all regard for your well-being, begins to fantasize about a second baby. And for the first time since becoming a parent, these thoughts don't make you break out in hives.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Too cynical
- By Jay on 09-30-19
By: Dawn Dais
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
- And Other Opinions I Can't Back Up with Facts
- By: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrated by: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 67
In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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5 out of 5 stars
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- By Tim on 04-16-15
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Confessions of a Scary Mommy
- An Honest and Irreverent Look at Motherhood - The Good, The Bad, and the Scary
- By: Jill Smokler
- Narrated by: Jill Smokler
- Length: 4 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 539
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 478
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Story4 out of 5 stars 477
In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Cracked Me Up!
- By kisa on 04-23-13
By: Jill Smokler
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I'll Show Myself Out
- Essays on Midlife and Motherhood
- By: Jessi Klein
- Narrated by: Jessi Klein
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 581
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 510
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 508
In New York Times best-selling author and Emmy Award-winning writer and producer Jessi Klein’s second collection, she hilariously explodes the cultural myths and impossible expectations around motherhood and explore the humiliations, poignancies, and possibilities of midlife.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Complete sanctimommy navel gaze
- By NJVJ on 05-05-22
By: Jessi Klein
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Sh*tty Mom
- The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us
- By: Karen Moline, Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, and others
- Narrated by: Laurie Kilmartin
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 318
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 282
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Story4 out of 5 stars 282
Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as "How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend" and "When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby," as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny audiobook for the sh*tty parent in all of us.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Would not recommend this book to anyone
- By Anonymous User on 09-14-18
By: Karen Moline, and others
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You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom
- So Embrace the Chaos, Get over the Guilt, and Be True to You
- By: Leslie Anne Bruce
- Narrated by: Leslie Anne Bruce
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 319
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 269
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 267
In You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom, award-winning journalist and Instagram star Leslie Anne Bruce acknowledges that, yes, motherhood is a total mind f*ck - but then she offers the self-empowerment lessons new mothers need to get through the psychic upheaval and emerge stronger than ever. After childbirth, a woman's body, her relationships, and her very sense of self are tested like never before. Bruce encourages listeners to look past the sugarcoated truisms about the miracles of child-rearing in order to embrace the real joys of motherhood, spit-up stains and all.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Overwhelmed mom caused by absentee husband
- By Margaret Hope Allen on 09-22-20
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
- Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids
- By: Jen Kirkman
- Narrated by: Jen Kirkman
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 529
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 479
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Story4 out of 5 stars 480
"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
- By david on 05-22-13
By: Jen Kirkman
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#IMomSoHard
- By: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Narrated by: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,774
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,555
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,543
In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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IRelateSoHard
- By Peekablue on 04-20-19
By: Kristin Hensley, and others
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Sparkly Green Earrings
- Catching the Light at Every Turn
- By: Melanie Shankle
- Narrated by: Melanie Shankle
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 194
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 176
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Story5 out of 5 stars 178
"There is really no better indicator you're a mother than acquiring the ability to catch throw-up in a plastic bag, disinfect your hands, and immediately ask your friend to pass the beef jerky as you put on another Taylor Swift song and act as if nothing has happened." This is the type of insight Melanie Shankle offers in this quirky memoir of motherhood.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful!!
- By ss on 03-17-23
By: Melanie Shankle
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Dad Is Fat
- By: Jim Gaffigan
- Narrated by: Jim Gaffigan
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,465
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,242
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,193
In Dad is Fat, stand-up comedian Jim Gaffigan, who’s best known for his legendary riffs on Hot Pockets, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses all the joys and horrors of life with five young children - everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers’ communication skills ("they always sound like they have traveled by horseback for hours to deliver important news"), to the eating habits of four-year-olds ("there is no difference between a four-year-old eating a taco and throwing a taco on the floor").
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good for Gaffigan fans - better for expecting dads
- By Sean on 05-17-13
By: Jim Gaffigan
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Dude, You're Gonna Be a Dad!
- How to Get (Both of You) Through the Next 9 Months
- By: John Pfeiffer
- Narrated by: Mike Chamberlain
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 562
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 484
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Story4 out of 5 stars 483
There are approximately 3,712 ways for a guy to look stupid during pregnancy-this book's here to help you avoid all (most) of them. And here's your first hint: Focus on what you can be doing for her rather than what's happening to her. She's pregnant. She knows that. You know that. And her one 152 baby books tell her exactly what she can expect. Your job is to learn what you can do between the stick turning blue and the drive to the delivery room to make the next nine months go as smoothly as possible.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A fun spirited, yet lacking book for the everyman
- By Frank on 12-10-13
By: John Pfeiffer
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Idiots
- Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes
- By: Laura Clery
- Narrated by: Laura Clery
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,655
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,471
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,463
In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, “How did we get here?” Sex. Sex is how we got here.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tears and laughs!!
- By Anonymous User on 04-07-22
By: Laura Clery
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Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?
- Confessions of a Gay Dad
- By: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 865
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 795
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 794
In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl - launching their frantic yet memorable adventures into fatherhood. Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart
- By The Reading Date on 02-05-14
By: Dan Bucatinsky
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What to Do When You're Having Two
- By: Natalie Diaz
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 58
In What to Do When You're Having Two, national twins guru and founder of Twiniversity, and mother of twins herself, Natalie Diaz provides a no-holds-barred resource about life with twins, from pregnancy and birth all the way through your duo's first year of life. Funny, reassuring, full of stories and advice, and packed with tried-and-true tips from the trenches, this is the must-have survival guide for parents of twins.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Most informative easy read
- By Danielle Bolden on 04-15-19
By: Natalie Diaz
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Cat and Nat's Mom Secrets
- Coffee-Fueled Confessions from the Mom Trenches
- By: Catherine Belknap, Natalie Telfer
- Narrated by: Catherine Belknap, Natalie Telfer
- Length: 5 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 66
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 58
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Story5 out of 5 stars 58
With seven kids between them, Cat and Nat know a thing or two about the way motherhood turns your life upside down. Fiercely committed to dismantling the pressure to be perfect, they’ve connected with their audience by sharing their completely real take on the stress, guilt, and joy of being a mom. One might even say they’ve made a brand of oversharing. In their first book, they shared short dispatches and advice from the trenches. Now, Cat and Nat have invited the legion of moms who love them to share their own deepest, darkest parenting secrets.