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Sing Goddess the Wrath of the Fonz; Smokepit Fairytales, Part II
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- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
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The Epic continues!
Still politically incorrect, violent, and sexual, if you enjoyed Smokepit Fairytales then you will love the follow up: Sing Goddess, The Wrath of the Fonz. A war story combined with the supernatural in the style of a classical epic to tell a snarky, uproarious, and very poignant tale mixed with an edgy Sci-Fi and fantasy twist to keep you guessing.
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- john merchant
- 02-12-24
WOW!
Great story telling. Fast paced.
Spectacular use of Mechs by the US military.
These books go so quick that you should probably have the next in the series qued up and ready to go.
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- Gage
- 02-20-24
Great book
Such a great thrilling series always leaves you in suspense for the next book. 👍
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- Corey Costigan
- 01-15-24
Someone Who is not afraid to tell story.
That I have to wait for the next one. And that there's a 15 word minimum on the review.
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- Tyler M.
- 01-15-24
The story
The story was amazing as per usual. The only issue is with the audio in chapter 12-14. It will jump a bit and there’s random silence followed by outtakes. Other than that I have nothing but love for this series.
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- Erin Cronan
- 03-19-24
worth the read, and the time.
From the first paragraph in book one, to hoisting Eclair's bandanna in book two. the entire ride is worth it
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