Safety Protocols for Human Holidays
A Holiday to Remember
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Angel Martinez
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Someone has to fix their broken human. Raskli's not sure why it has to be her.
As a security officer on an interspecies ship, Growlan Raskli's experienced in heading off species-specific aberrant behaviors in order to keep the peace. But when her captain asks her to find out what's bothering their sole human crew member, Raskli's out of her depths. She hardly knows anything about humans, and she's not a psych doctor.
Something's definitely upset human Jen, something to do with human holidays. The more time Raskli spends studying humans and interacting with the intriguing human Jen, the more personal the assignment becomes. Determined to lift the dark cloud from human Jen, Raskli will do whatever it takes - within safe parameters, of course.
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An intergalactic romance in time for the holiday!
Just in time for the holidays, Angel Martinez has something truly wonderful for us. Security officer Growlan Raskli is given the task of finding out what is wrong with the sole human crewmember assigned to an interspecies ship. Using the expertise in investigations, Raskli discovers that the human is feeling isolated and alone during a time her world would be celebrating holidays that occur near the winter solstice. The security officer also discovers friendship and intimacy with the human--something they didn't know they needed or wanted but appreciating all the same. This book demonstrates the author's sensitivity and love for intergalactic romance and is brilliantly narrated by LailaP!
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- 12-23-20
Charming!
Such a fun story, it really made me smile and laugh. Really enjoyed the creativity with all the different characters!
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