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Sad Puppies Bite Back
- Based on a True Story, and Then Completely Twisted
- Narrated by: Declan Finn, Dawn Whitsky
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Release date: 11-03-16
- Language: English
- Publisher: Declan Finn
- Whispersync for Voice-ready
Regular price: $14.95
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Meet the Evil Legion of Evil: evil yet beautiful space princesses; international lords of hate; one brain in a jar; and the Supreme Dark Lord himself, super-nerd Vox Day. Who would dare attack these frightful folk? The brave men and women of the Puppy Kickers. Safely entrenched in their safe zones, they lash out the only way they can: through proxies, slander, and calling out SWAT teams. Will the Puppies be SWATted once and for all? Or will the Puppy Kickers learn that these puppies bite back?
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declann is not a great reader.
It's true. he's not a great reader but he is a great writer. dawn however is a great reader with a sexy voice.
no Chorfs were harmed in this book though some should have been.