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  • TCHall
  • Florence, MT, United States
  • 09-06-18

The truth, and a bit more fun

Wonderful story, terrific story, and documentation of why we Sad Puppies started a Crusade to prove that the CHORFS had taken "The most prestigious award in Science Fiction" and turned it into an advertising gimmick

Loved the performance, both Dawn and Declan hit just the right tone.

This was a full reread in one continuous go (you should see how much I got painted in the process) and I almost fell off the ladder laughing.

Thanks for letting us share this gem

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declann is not a great reader.

It's true. he's not a great reader but he is a great writer. dawn however is a great reader with a sexy voice.

no Chorfs were harmed in this book though some should have been.