A full‑time walking accident at 37 is looking for advice after a lifetime of tripping over nothing, constant minor injuries, and accidentally breaking things—including two dishes in one week. Even when trying to slow down, the clumsiness never seems to stop, and having ADHD only adds to the chaos. The big question: is there a way to be less of a hazard to themselves and everything around them, or is it time to accept this reality and start padding life accordingly?

Dentist confessions, vented moments chaos, Swiss Chalet marinade drama, and questionable public phone behaviour all make the cut, plus Roz’s hatred of March and Maurie’s new smile get examined. We hear from HGTV Canada’s Sarah Keenleyside, Ben Johnson and Shamier Anderson talk about their new series, and Maurie shares highlights from the Junos, including chats with Sarah McLachlan, The Beaches, and Shawn Desman.

Netflix raises prices again, Vancouver Canucks season ticket holders push back against another increase, and Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus make award‑show headlines. There’s fallout from a Donald Trump interview, growing pressure on Air Canada’s CEO in Quebec, major moments from the Junos, celebrity lawsuits, bizarre crime stories, and multiple sports shakeups. Plus, we revisit Maurie’s chat with Artemis II astronaut Jeremy Hansen and hear from devastated Italian fans after Italy misses the World Cup again.