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How to Date a Douchebag Audiobook

How to Date a Douchebag: The Learning Hours

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He's not a douchebag; but that doesn't stop his friends from turning him into one.

My friends want me to get laid.

So much so that they plastered my ugly mug all over campus in bold printed letters:

Are you the lucky lady who's going to break our roommate's cherry?

Him: Socially awkward man with average-sized penis looking for willing sexual partner. You: Must have a pulse. He will reciprocate with oral. Text him at: 555-254-5551.

The morons can't even spell. And the texts I've been receiving are what wet dreams are made of. But I'm not like these douchebags, no matter how hard they try to turn me into one.

This isn't the kind of attention I want.

One text stands out from hundreds. One number I can't bring myself to block. She seems different. Hotter, even in black and white.

However, after seeing her in person, I know she's not the girl for me. But my friends won't let up - they just don't get it. Douchebags or not, there's one thing they'll never understand: Girls don't want me.

Especially her.

©2017 Sara Ney (P)2017 Audible, Inc.

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    DD 10-12-17
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    The book lacked an interesting storyline and I don't get the title of the book with the story....he is a genuinely nice guy (maybe she is the douchebag). They pretty much fall for each other right away. Cue lots of sex without much storyline and now they are moving in together. idk. not a fan of this one although I will say that some of the sex scenes were well written...I just didn't feel anything for the main characters.

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    lisa cravens 10-12-17 Member Since 2014
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    "Flove Rhett!"

    This has become my favorite of the Douchebag series. Rhett is unavoidably lovable and his cluelessness makes him so much more so. His cute and clumsy (non) pursuit of the feisty red haired heroine makes anyone and everyone relate to the struggles of dating even if you are long past and out of the staring scene. The narration is spot on, and breathes life into these characters in a way that sucks you in. This entire series is epic for the simple fact that sometimes even douchebags are lovable to someone. Buy this book! You won't be disappointed.

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    3hmamma 10-07-17
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    I've read all the Douchebag books. this one is just as good. Loved the narration too.

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    Kriston R. 10-04-17
    Kriston R. 10-04-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Love this series"

    I am a huge fan of Muffy Newtown and Josh Goodman as narrators so gave this series a shot and was hooked in the first minute of the first book. Bravo Sara Ney! All three books in this series were funny, sweet, oh so sexy (hot!) and I just loved from beginning to end. I hope this isn't the end of the series.

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    Amazon Customer SEASIDE, CA, United States 10-02-17
    Amazon Customer SEASIDE, CA, United States 10-02-17 Member Since 2017
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    "very nice story"

    still fun, fresh, sweet & sexy. although I enjoyed this one a bit less than the other volumes in the series, maybe due to mistakes in French and the poor performance of the make narrator when reading said French...? still a great read/listen!

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    "It just keeps getting better and better!"

    I am just loving this series of college romances and this one is just wonderful! The premise of this story is that the hero is a transfer student on the wrestling team, recruited by the coach from a college in Louisiana. His teammates don't exactly give him a warm welcome, hazing him repeatedly and causing him embarrassment and costing him money. He's actually not the most handsome guy, though he's got a perfect body. But some things about Rhett: he's a real nice guy, treats women with respect and he's only had sex once, he's really kind of shy with low self esteem around women. The heroine, Laurel, is a knockout gorgeous redhead who never has trouble getting a date, but all she feels is used by the guys she has dated. Her cousin is a trouble magnet and gets her involved in one of the hazings, but she soon feels sorry for her behavior and starts to fall slowly for Rhett. Convincing him that she really likes him is her biggest hurdle, getting him to believe he's what she wants is her mission. I adored the banter, wanted to smack his crappy teammates around and cheered both Rhett and Laurel on as they proved that it doesn't matter what's on the outside that counts! I think this is my favorite of the three books so far, though I love them all. Narration was just excellent. This author is now on my one-click list.

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    mandy 09-26-17
    mandy 09-26-17 Member Since 2017
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    "Fantastic!!!!"

    I LOVED this book! There's not a lot I can say about it because the author wants the characters kept secret but I will say that this is probably my favorite book this year! There is honestly not one thing I would change about this story! Narration was perfect and reall did a great job bringing these characters to life! Fantastic!!!!!!

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