Rideshares, Wrecks, and Sex: Confessions of a Convicted Uber Driver

De: Joe F. N. Schmo

Narrado por: Joe F. N. Schmo

An Uber driver is expected to be courteous and attentive, both to their passengers and to those on the road. They are not expected to accept an invitation to a swinger party, flee the scene of a fatal accident, nor are they expected to be a convicted felon on probation.

Unfortunately, this Joe Schmo is not your everyday Uber driver.

As most Uber drivers do, Joe began sharing rides with the audacious hope to one day escape the legal and financial road blocks stalling his merger onto the freeway of creative success. But when a typical shift U-turns into a series of detours involving Android ordered lovers, herpes ridden riders, sexy sorority sisters, a botched bachelor party, and blundering bank robbers, he arrives (at gunpoint) miles from his desired destination.

Rideshares, Wrecks, and Sex: Confessions of a Convicted Uber Driver is a narrative nonfiction based upon actual events that transpired over the year Joe covertly drove for Uber while on intensive probation. He confesses outlandish details in a highlight reel of wrecks (both car and train) and sex, effectively answering the question every Uber rider has begged to know from their driver: "What's your craziest story?"

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Joe F. N. Schmo is an effin' genius!

I love when authors read their own audiobooks. Sure, it's not perfect, but his impersonations are priceless, and it feels as if the author is actually chatting me up from the front seat of his Uber. Not only is he delightfully vulgar, his insight into life is on point. This audiobook is well worth the investment; I sure you will enjoy it.

This book is laughable…

This was a complete waste of time. The murdering of the English language, to the sophomoric content. A complete failure.