Red Green's Beginner's Guide to Women

By: Steve Smith

Narrated by: Red Green

Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins

Publisher's Summary

Red Green is celebrated as one of the handiest men in North America. But as well as being a purveyor of inventive practical advice on, for example, making a jetpack from two propane tanks, a hybrid car from recycled golf carts and satellite dishes, and a kiddie ride from a bar stool attached to the agitator of a washing machine, Red Green is also noted for his insights into that most difficult of assembly jobs, human relationships. 

His previous best-selling tome, How to Do Everything, showed Red dipping his toe into the self-help genre with such items as "how to make dinner more romantic" and "the easy way to raise children." Now Red Green - a veteran husband (of Bernice), father, soul-searcher, philosopher, and observer - has devoted an entire book to sharing with other battle-weary and confused males all he has learned about the differences between the sexes. 

Set out in approximately chronological order, from teen dating to the last words of men ("You know, honey, in the last couple of years, you've really packed on the beef"), this is the testosterone owner's manual to every aspect of finding a mate and then learning to deal with her growing disappointment in you. The man who has already shared such morsels as "if you can't be handsome, be handy" and "quando omni flunkus moritati" ("When all else fails, play dead") here presents a PhD in life-lessons about the most vexing problem facing mankind today, or any day: women.

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Classic Red Green

His voice makes this particularly enjoyable, adds to the jokes, even if some are dated. Brings back memories of the tv show, definitely worth the listen!

Big fan of Red Green!

Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati. Entertaining as sitting in a 12 foot boat on Lake Michigan

Re: A humorous guide

This is a humorous collection of insights, stories, comparisons and jokes on the relationships between men and women throughout the meeting, dating and marriage process. Those familiar with the television show or not will enjoy these chapters and advice.