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Forget Fifty Shades of Grey, this book is 50 shades blacker than your a**hole...
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- Dr Dionne P Joseph
- 03-20-13
you know what you are getting from the title!!
i loved this book. it was rude, totally infantile and very naughty. it made me feel like a mischievous child again.
i love anything with demons. this was a new, very silly, but fun angle.
if you are easily offended or don't have a scatalogical sense of humour, don't buy it. you have been warned!
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- Ruth May
- 06-03-13
Sick, Twisted, Hilarious!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
The only person twisted enough to make a movie of this would be Quentin Tarantino!
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Absolutely the most fun I've had listening to a book in ages. I only wish that it was longer. I was laughing so hard I had to pull off the road.
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When sworn protectors of Earth, the Justice Platoon, are all horribly killed, their former arch-enemies come crawling out of the woodwork. Outnumbered, outgunned, and out of options, the US government has no choice but to activate the Sidekicks Initiative, dragging the Platoon's middle-aged ex-sidekicks out of retirement. Now these three reluctant, out of shape former child-wonders must work together to stop the rising tide of supervillainy, avenge their former mentors' deaths, and bring the world back from the brink of destruction.
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All hail THE Butterfly King! Ummm... I mean Randy😜
- By C. White on 02-20-19
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Histories
- A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Short Story Collection (Quincy Harker Collection)
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- By Phx17 on 10-11-22
By: John G. Hartness
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Black Magic Outlaw, Books 1-3
- By: Domino Finn
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 22 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Being a necromancer is kinda cool until you wake up half dead in a dumpster. Cisco Suarez is into something bad. Wanted by police, drenched in the stink of dark magic, and nether creatures coming out of the woodwork. Is resurrection overrated or what? This box set contains the first three Black Magic Outlaw novels ( Dead Man, Shadow Play, and Heart Strings) all at one special omnibus price.
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I just can't
- By Robert Higgins on 02-25-18
By: Domino Finn
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The Afton Morrison Series
- Afton Morrison, Books 1-4
- By: Brent Jones
- Narrated by: Kristin James, Wyatt Baker, Brent Jones
- Length: 20 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Afton Morrison, 26, is a small-town children’s librarian by day, on a murderous mission to make the world a better place by night. From the hunt for a violent sexual predator to the last stand against her tormentor, The Afton Morrison Series delves into a world of moral ambiguity and is told in four thrilling parts. Packed with suspense, grit, and action, this collection delivers an unlikely heroine in the form of a disturbed vigilante murderess....
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Fantastic
- By Randy Murphy on 11-19-18
By: Brent Jones
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The Shifter's Hoard
- Dragon Born, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Christopher Boucher
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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After fighting a troll in a back alley, I found out the supernatural was real. Then I discovered I'm a dragon shifter. Soon after, I learned I'm also a mage. Turns out this combination is incredibly rare, and now everyone wants a piece of me. Being a dragon, there's only one thing I want to do: gather my hoard. Power. Magic. Women. Riches. It's all going to be mine.
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Good until the last 2 hours
- By Connor Kitchen on 04-29-22
By: Dante King
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Soul Seer
- Overworld Underground, Book 1
- By: John Corwin
- Narrated by: Penny Scott-Andrews
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Emily Glass thought a move to Atlanta was just what she needed to jump-start a new life. But after her roommate and best friend is attacked by a man with superhuman strength, she discovers an underworld to Atlanta she never expected. Recruited by a strange organization with an enigmatic agenda to help apprehend the attacker, she soon finds herself doing strange side jobs for them. To make things more complicated, the boss at her day job expresses romantic interest.
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paranormal romance, not sci-fi and fantasy
- By nanner on 06-28-19
By: John Corwin
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Suburban Gothic
- By: Brian Keene, Bryan Smith
- Narrated by: Dean Gallagher
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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The Westgate Galleria Mall was once a sprawling, shining monument to American consumerism and suburban growth. Now, it is a crumbling reminder of how both have fallen - an architectural ghost, haunting the outskirts of society. That makes it the perfect filming location for a YouTube channel devoted to the exploration of abandoned places. But the mall isn't as empty as it seems, and the residents have sinister obscene plans for them. Now, with the daylight still hours away, both the hunters and the hunted will fight to stay alive...and desperately try to make it home.
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Gothic? Not quite.
- By mzwinter on 01-05-22
By: Brian Keene, and others
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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The Phantom Queen Diaries: Books 1-3
- The Phantom Queen Diaries Boxsets, Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers, Cameron O'Connell
- Narrated by: Amanda Leigh Cobb
- Length: 22 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Quinn MacKenna, and magic doesn’t work on me. When I’m not getting roped into bar brawls in Boston, I’m usually acquiring - stealing is a form of acquisition, you know - dangerous magical artifacts to turn around and sell them to the highest bidders. But I prefer to be paid in favors, not money. Because favors are a hot commodity in the Land of the Fae. Favors are the only currency that will buy the answers I seek: Why magic doesn’t work on me, and who my real father is.
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great book
- By Gina N on 05-16-20
By: Shayne Silvers, and others
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Aether Mage
- Aether Mage, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Did I always believe in magic? Not until today. Sure, I had seen my mother's ghost, but I'd managed to rationalize that. It wasn't until I was taken to some strange museum in Oregon and inducted into a supernatural agency that I truly believed. Then, something happened to the agency, and I was one of the last mages left in America. Now, I have to learn my peculiar magic all by myself. Well, not entirely by myself. I have a few beautiful women and a disgraced mage genius to help me figure out why my powers are so unique.
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dumb
- By Anonymous User on 04-14-22
By: Dante King
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The Haunted Series Omnibus
- The Haunted Series Collection, Book 1
- By: Patrick Logan
- Narrated by: Michael Pauley
- Length: 18 hrs and 32 mins
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Contains the first three books in the best-selling The Haunted Series: Shallow Graves, The Seventh Ward, and Seaforth Prison.
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INTERESTING STORY, BUT...
- By K. V. on 06-19-17
By: Patrick Logan
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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It's Not F**king Rocket Science
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-22-13
By: Diana Rowland
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City Infernal
- By: Edward Lee
- Narrated by: Michael T. Bradley
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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When Cassie's twin sister, Lissa, commits suicide, Cassie discovers she can travel to Hell to retrieve her sister's soul. Cassie thought she knew all about the Hell of legend, but finds Hell has evolved over the millennia into a bustling city full of the damned with looming skyscrapers, crowded streets, systemized evil, and atrocity as the status quo.
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The Awesome Edward Lee
- By Butler on 12-20-17
By: Edward Lee