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Project Star Pickle

By: Jason Osmond
Narrated by: Eric Osmond
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A Darkly Humorous Post-Apocalyptic Sci-Fi Romp

Word of advice: don’t go touching weird alien crystals without first considering the consequences—especially if they just fell out of the sky and crushed your house.

Hi there, Jack Cobb here. See this scar on my hand? The one that looks like a pair of lips? Yeah, it wasn’t always a scar. At one point, it was home to a chatty little logophile I sometimes wish I could strangle.

Together, we had one job: save the world—or at least, save the people in it—and find the missing pieces to build a machine that might just save ourselves before the world kicks us to the curb.

This is a first-contact, end-of-the-world, come-to-Jesus sci-fi romp. Think Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy meets Aliens, with a little E.T., Left Behind, and a healthy dose of black budget conspiracies, bloody romance, and 80s pop culture references. If you love sarcastic survivors, weird alien tech, and the fine line between saving the world and dooming it, this book is for you.

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I found this book to be incredibly entertaining from start to finish. The story was amazing—full of life, emotion, and imagination. The narrator did an outstanding job bringing the characters and scenes to life, making the experience even more enjoyable. I caught myself completely immersed, savoring every moment. Truly a fantastic read that I would recommend to anyone looking for something engaging and memorable.

A truly fantastic Read

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Cleverly written! This book sucked me in from the start and I couldn’t put it down. The narration brought it to life. Very well done! I will be recommending this book to my friends.

So engaging!!

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This book was such a wild ride! The comedy laced throughout the story and the sci-fi adventure was a thrill. The narrator was incredible at bringing all the characters to life, I highly recommend!

Laughed my butt off 😂

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offensive humor. "lips shaped like a vagina". Most of the humor was sarcastic campy digs between characters

unique story

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