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Platypus Police Squad: The Ostrich Conspiracy
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Publisher's Summary
From the files of the Platypus Police Squad.
Case #1644
Detectives of record: Rick Zengo and Corey O'Malley.
Case brief: The opening of the Kalamazoo City Dome - the world's largest indoor/outdoor amusement complex - has everyone in the city buzzing, especially because it's going to be the shooting site for Chase Mercy's new blockbuster film. But that's when things start to go haywire, and Mayor Saunders suspects foul play. Who would want to sabotage the Dome, and why?
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- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 251
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 229
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 227
A young Supreme Court law clerk finds himself caught in the crosshairs of a serial killer in The Outsider, a breathtaking thriller #1 New York Times bestseller James Patterson called "as authentic and suspenseful as any John Grisham novel." Things aren't going well for Grayson Hernandez. He just graduated from a fourth-tier law school, he's drowning in student debt, and the only job he can find is as a messenger.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing legal thriller
- By Wayne on 03-22-17
By: Anthony Franze
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The Case of the Time-Capsule Bandit
- Randi Rhodes, Ninja Detective, Book 1
- By: Octavia Spencer
- Narrated by: Octavia Spencer
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 113
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 87
Meet Randi Rhodes, the world's first ninja detective! Mystery abounds in this delightful new middle-grade series from Academy Award-winning actress Octavia Spencer. Deer Creek is a small town whose only hope for survival is the success of their Founder's Day Festival. But the festival's main attraction, a time capsule that many people believe holds the town's treasure, has gone missing. andi Rhodes and her best friend, D.C., are Bruce Lee-inspired ninjas and local detectives determined to solve the case.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Quick Hitting Adventure
- By Kris on 11-19-13
By: Octavia Spencer
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Heat Wave
- By: Richard Castle
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,163
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,613
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,610
The title character from ABC's hit television series Castle kicks off his new series of books featuring tough and sexy New York police detective Nikki Heat with a bang.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good book terrible narrator
- By Patti on 12-29-09
By: Richard Castle
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Secret of the Red Arrow
- Hardy Boys Adventures, Book 1
- By: Franklin W. Dixon
- Narrated by: Tim Gregory
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 420
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 332
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 329
Something is not right in Bayport. After a series of unfortunate (yet harmless) pranks, it looks like Frank and Joe have caught their suspect surprisingly early. Their classmate, Seth Diller, has taken his love of filmmaking a bit too far. But shortly after Frank and Joe confront Seth, there are fresh outbreaks of Seth-like pranks. Except these aren't as harmless. After a bit of investigating, the Hardy Boys uncover evidence of the Red Arrow - a group that will stop at nothing to bring chaos and crime to Bayport's peaceful existence.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Not the Hardy Boys you remember
- By Amazon Customer on 09-13-17
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And Then She Was Gone
- By: Christopher Greyson
- Narrated by: Andrew Tell
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 953
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 821
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Story4 out of 5 stars 819
Stacy Shaw has her whole life ahead of her. New job, new house, and now a baby on the way - everything she's ever hoped for is finally coming true. But on a warm summer night on the way home from work, she vanishes. The police race to find her, but the clues don't add up. Conflicting facts emerge as her story twists and turns, sending the trail spiraling in all directions.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fills in the earlier part of Jack Stratton's life
- By Wayne on 05-16-17
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Bad Cop
- New York's Least Likely Police Officer Tells All
- By: Paul Bacon
- Narrated by: J. Paul Guimont
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 74
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 62
In 2001, Paul Bacon was a typical young New Yorker: hip, liberal, overeducated, a little aimless. But then 9/11 happened. Hearing a call to duty and lacking any better employment options, he joined the NYPD, with the earnest hope of making his hometown a safer place. Silly him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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terrific narrator
- By Miriam on 12-07-10
By: Paul Bacon
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Hunter
- A Thriller
- By: Robert Bidinotto
- Narrated by: Conor Hall
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,088
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 996
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Story4 out of 5 stars 994
From its first moments, Hunter takes you on a nonstop thrill ride: from the top floor of the CIA, to the marbled corridors of Capitol Hill...from the posh hotels of downtown Washington, to the city's mean, violent streets. It introduces a colorful new hero for our time - and a dazzling heroine every bit his equal. A spy mystery...a crime thriller...a passionate romance: Hunter is a genre-bending novel unlike any you've read. Deviously plotted, filled with vivid characters, and propelled at a breakneck pace.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Vigilante Story since Without Remorse
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 04-16-16
By: Robert Bidinotto
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Faces of the Gone
- Carter Ross, Book 1
- By: Brad Parks
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 358
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 312
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Story4 out of 5 stars 313
Four bodies, each with a single bullet wound in the back of the head, stacked like cordwood in a weed-choked vacant lot: That's the front-page news facing Carter Ross, investigative reporter with the Newark Eagle-Examiner. Immediately dispatched to the scene, Carter learns that the four victims - an exotic dancer, a drug dealer, a hustler, and a mama's boy - came from different parts of the city and didn't seem to know one another.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wish Brad Parks were more prolific!!!!
- By shelley on 02-16-18
By: Brad Parks
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Step on a Crack
- Booktrack Edition
- By: James Patterson, Michael Ledwidge
- Narrated by: John Slattery, Reg Rogers
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 472
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 415
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 411
NYPD Detective Michael Bennett is about to take on the most sinister challenge of his career. The nation has fallen into mourning after the unexpected death of a beloved former first lady, and the most powerful people in the world gather in New York for her funeral. Then the inconceivable occurs. Billionaires, politicians, and superstars of every kind are suddenly trapped within one man's brilliant and cold-blooded scenario. Bennett, father of 10, is pulled into the fray.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great book, love Patterson's work.
- By Rebecca on 08-21-17
By: James Patterson, and others
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Science Fair
- By: Dave Barry and Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 76
Toby Harbinger, an eighth grader at Hubble Middle School near Washington, D.C., is in big trouble. He made the mistake of selling his dad's priceless original Star Wars blaster to a lunatic who thinks he's Darth Vader and travels with a large, hairy sidekick known as the Wookiee. Now the lunatic wants more from Toby, whose only hope of getting out of this mess is to win first prize at the school science fair: $5,000.
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5 out of 5 stars
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family fun
- By JMS on 11-23-11
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Hoot
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Chad Lowe
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,587
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 983
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 991
Roy's family moves a lot, so he's used to the new-kid drill. Florida bullies are pretty much like bullies everywhere. But Roy finds himself oddly indebted to the hulking Dana Matherson. If Dana hadn't been sinking his thumbs into Roy's temples and mashing his face against the school-bus window, Roy might never have spotted the running boy. And the running boy is the first interesting thing Roy's seen in Florida.
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1 out of 5 stars
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HOOT
- By Joseph on 12-05-03
By: Carl Hiaasen
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The Masked Man
- A Memoir and Fantasy of Hollywood
- By: Tom Wilson
- Narrated by: Tom Wilson
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
Tom Wilson, the actor, comedian, and writer best known for playing "Biff" in the classic movie "Back to the Future," goes on an unplanned adventure after meeting fellow actor Clayton Moore, the man who played The Lone Ranger on T.V., experienced the pitfalls of pop celebrity, and most notably, died over a decade ago.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Everything You Think, But Completely Different
- By A. D. Wheetley on 04-03-14
By: Tom Wilson
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Before the Batman: An Original Movie Novel (The Batman Movie)
- By: Random House
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 2 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,053
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 889
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 883
We all know that billionaire Bruce Wayne is secretly Gotham City’s vigilante detective and protector, The Batman - but what road led him there? Find out in Before The Batman: An Original Movie Novel, which includes an exciting original story of Bruce Wayne's early adventures on his way to becoming The Batman!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Better if heard after the movie
- By Kamen Rider on 03-06-22
By: Random House
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Murder with Peacocks
- By: Donna Andrews
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 603
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 547
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 544
Meg Langslow's summer is not going swimmingly. In her small Virginia hometown, she's the maid of honor at the nuptials of three loved ones - each of whom has dumped the planning in her hands. One bride is set on including a Native American herbal purification ceremony while another wants live peacocks on the lawn. But when an offensive newcomer, who hints at skeletons in the guests' closets, is found dead under suspicious circumstances, level-headed Meg's to-do list extends from flower arrangements and bridal registries to catching a killer - before the next event is her own funeral.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Why did I wait so long
- By Kelley A Johnson on 08-17-19
By: Donna Andrews