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No, We Can't Be Friends
- Narrated by: Jessica Preddy
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Humor & Satire
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Publisher's Summary
He was perfect. Denim blue eyes, a dazzling smile. And he hadn’t sent me a picture of his junk. Which is about as rare, these days, as a dodo.
When Sloane met Myles, everything fell into place. He loved a martini almost as much as she did, shared her passion for four-cheese pizzas, and made her laugh harder than any episode of Friends. She’d found 'The One' at last, and she could finally delete Tinder, forgetting all those waste-of-space men she’d never have to date again.
But then she finds out that Myles has a secret. A very big one.
The fairy tale is over. Her heart is blown to smithereens. Drowning her sorrows in Ben & Jerry’s can only get Sloane so far before she has to decide.... Can she learn to love herself more than she loved the love of her life? And what if, after everything, she’s got Myles - and his secret - all wrong?
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- MISS
- 06-02-20
a lovely listen!
a lovely book. nothing ground-breaking, but a great bit of light relief. Narrator is quite grating; possibly not a great idea to attempt so many accents - it was distracting and made it feel a bit... amateur.
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- Sirius
- 12-22-20
The most annoying American accent
Made worse by an awful attempt at a posh English one. Just couldn’t listen to it! Ergh. Serves me right for not sampling first.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-08-20
Actually enjoyed it!
I bought this book because it was on sale and I was in need of a nice, easy listen! I found aspects of it quite frustrating - I kept wanting to shake the main character! But overall, I found it really gripping and would recommend it if you are in the need for some light-heartedness!
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- Ann
- 12-04-20
Refreshingly different
A lovely read entering a real world courtesy of the author showing the lives that are weaved within life’s rich tapestry. Emotional. Pleasing. Funny. Thank you
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- Alex Rawnsley
- 11-29-20
Nice continuation
I loved that this was the other side to a story I had already listened to. Revisiting characters we’d already met.
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- Amea
- 09-28-20
Absolutely amazing. Couldn't stop listening
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-06-20
good read
I could empathise with the people in this book having gone through the same process
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- Lisa Wright
- 06-13-20
disappointing compared to others by author
didnt Keep my attention like the other books in this series, took a while to get into but could take it or leave it