No Rehab for Hounds
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
No Rehab for Hounds
Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Brian Avers
-
By:
-
Cian McLysaght
About this listen
The story of four generations of the Movi family, who all live in a crumbling Hollywood mansion, is chronicled by their stage acting dog and primary breadwinner Chumley P. Movi. A reality TV show based on their everyday existence appears to be the perfect vehicle to revive their glory days in the entertainment industry, but as the family will soon realize, you have to be careful what you wish for.
TV executive Harvey Spinks and his sidekick Flowers expose every detail of Chuck, the banned stuntman and part-time stripper at the local retirement home, Minnie and Max, the once Vaudeville stage legends, Dallas, the wannabe reality star, Rufus, the stage thespian, Pete’s Printing's sole employee Teddy, the ex-TV cop and carpet salesman Lenny the carpenter, and Murray Shamowski, the cross-dressing talent agent.
Chumley’s own past life comes sniffing back to find him like a bloodhound during a prison break. All Chumley wants to do is sleep and eat Minnie’s meatloaf, but someone has to earn a living and tell their story.
©2023 Cian McLysaght (P)2023 Cian McLysaghtListeners also enjoyed...
-
Billy Summers
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Paul Sparks
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33,254
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 29,756
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29,605
Billy Summers is a man in a room with a gun. He’s a killer for hire and the best in the business. But he’ll do the job only if the target is a truly bad guy. And now Billy wants out. But first there is one last hit. Billy is among the best snipers in the world, a decorated Iraq war vet, a Houdini when it comes to vanishing after the job is done. So what could possibly go wrong?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Absolutely amazing
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 08-03-21
By: Stephen King
-
The Institute
- A Novel
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 18 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 48,633
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 43,809
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43,627
In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis' parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there's no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents - telekinesis and telepathy - who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and 10-year-old Avery Dixon.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
I really wanted to like this novel.. but..
- By Wendi on 09-21-19
By: Stephen King
-
Hideaway
- A Novel
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,473
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 7,438
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,405
Caitlyn Sullivan had come from a long line of Hollywood royalty, stretching back to her Irish immigrant great-grandfather. At nine, she was already a star - yet still an innocent child who loved to play hide-and-seek with her cousins at the family home in Big Sur. It was during one of those games that she disappeared. Some may have considered her a pampered princess, but Cate was in fact a smart, scrappy fighter, and she managed to escape her abductors. Callan Cooper was shocked to find the bloodied, exhausted girl huddled in his house.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Gratuitous swearing and foul language
- By Jessie on 05-28-20
By: Nora Roberts
-
The Face in the Water
- Iron on Iron, Book 1
- By: Gregory Ashe
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 67
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
When Teancum Leon, a wildlife veterinarian, and his husband, semi-reformed conman Jeremiah Berger, go to a conference in central Missouri, they’re expecting a short and uneventful trip. Tean will present a paper, attend a few panels, and network (under duress). Jem is looking forward to unlimited poolside drinks, some well-deserved couple time, and peace and quiet.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great story. Great narration.
- By Aethena Drake on 11-10-23
By: Gregory Ashe
-
Huge
- A Novel
- By: Brent Butt
- Narrated by: Brent Butt
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 45
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
It's 1994, and three stand-up comedians have embarked on a tour of smaller communities across a remote stretch of rural countryside. Dale is a forty-something comic from Chicago who's on the back half of a mediocre career and thinking about quitting the business. Rynn is a twenty-something fast-rising comedy star from Dublin with a big Hollywood break on her horizon. The third performer is a local act, a late addition to the bill who has agreed to open the shows and do all the driving. He goes by the name Hobie Huge, and he is, indeed, enormous.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Brent Butt tells it from the heart
- By MP on 11-19-23
By: Brent Butt
-
Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,989
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,496
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,446
Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
-
Billy Summers
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Paul Sparks
- Length: 16 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33,254
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 29,756
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 29,605
Billy Summers is a man in a room with a gun. He’s a killer for hire and the best in the business. But he’ll do the job only if the target is a truly bad guy. And now Billy wants out. But first there is one last hit. Billy is among the best snipers in the world, a decorated Iraq war vet, a Houdini when it comes to vanishing after the job is done. So what could possibly go wrong?
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Absolutely amazing
- By Victor @ theAudiobookBlog dot com on 08-03-21
By: Stephen King
-
The Institute
- A Novel
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 18 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 48,633
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 43,809
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43,627
In the middle of the night, in a house on a quiet street in suburban Minneapolis, intruders silently murder Luke Ellis' parents and load him into a black SUV. The operation takes less than two minutes. Luke will wake up at The Institute, in a room that looks just like his own, except there's no window. And outside his door are other doors, behind which are other kids with special talents - telekinesis and telepathy - who got to this place the same way Luke did: Kalisha, Nick, George, Iris, and 10-year-old Avery Dixon.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
I really wanted to like this novel.. but..
- By Wendi on 09-21-19
By: Stephen King
-
Hideaway
- A Novel
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 15 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,473
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 7,438
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,405
Caitlyn Sullivan had come from a long line of Hollywood royalty, stretching back to her Irish immigrant great-grandfather. At nine, she was already a star - yet still an innocent child who loved to play hide-and-seek with her cousins at the family home in Big Sur. It was during one of those games that she disappeared. Some may have considered her a pampered princess, but Cate was in fact a smart, scrappy fighter, and she managed to escape her abductors. Callan Cooper was shocked to find the bloodied, exhausted girl huddled in his house.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Gratuitous swearing and foul language
- By Jessie on 05-28-20
By: Nora Roberts
-
The Face in the Water
- Iron on Iron, Book 1
- By: Gregory Ashe
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 67
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 65
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 65
When Teancum Leon, a wildlife veterinarian, and his husband, semi-reformed conman Jeremiah Berger, go to a conference in central Missouri, they’re expecting a short and uneventful trip. Tean will present a paper, attend a few panels, and network (under duress). Jem is looking forward to unlimited poolside drinks, some well-deserved couple time, and peace and quiet.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great story. Great narration.
- By Aethena Drake on 11-10-23
By: Gregory Ashe
-
Huge
- A Novel
- By: Brent Butt
- Narrated by: Brent Butt
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 45
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 43
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
It's 1994, and three stand-up comedians have embarked on a tour of smaller communities across a remote stretch of rural countryside. Dale is a forty-something comic from Chicago who's on the back half of a mediocre career and thinking about quitting the business. Rynn is a twenty-something fast-rising comedy star from Dublin with a big Hollywood break on her horizon. The third performer is a local act, a late addition to the bill who has agreed to open the shows and do all the driving. He goes by the name Hobie Huge, and he is, indeed, enormous.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Brent Butt tells it from the heart
- By MP on 11-19-23
By: Brent Butt
-
Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,989
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,496
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,446
Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
-
Once upon a Time in Hollywood
- A Novel
- By: Quentin Tarantino
- Narrated by: Jennifer Jason Leigh
- Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,162
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,914
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,903
Quentin Tarantino’s long-awaited first work of fiction - at once hilarious, delicious, and brutal - is the always surprising, sometimes shocking new novel based on his Academy Award-winning film.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Great Book Ruined by Leigh
- By Scott Wilson on 06-30-21
-
Alan Partridge: Big Beacon
- By: Alan Partridge
- Narrated by: Alan Partridge
- Length: 7 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 108
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 95
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 95
In Big Beacon, Norwich's favourite son and best broadcaster, Alan Partridge, triumphs against the odds. TWICE. Using an innovative 'dual narrative' structure you sometimes see in films, Big Beacon tells the story of how Partridge heroically rebuilt his TV career, rising like a phoenix from the desolate wasteland of local radio to climb to the summit of Mount Primetime and regain the nationwide prominence his talent merits.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Rhinocerene
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Alan Partridge
-
19 Souls
- Sin City Investigations, Book 1
- By: J.D. Allen
- Narrated by: A.T. Chandler
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,232
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,059
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,043
Private investigator Jim Bean is a straightforward, to-the-point man. He likes his cases to follow suit. But when his latest client, Sophie Evers, asks him to find her brother Daniel, Jim has no idea how complicated his life is about to become. As he falls deep into a manipulative game of cat and mouse, Jim uncovers the horrible truth about Sophie. Now he must set things right before her plan leads to the loss of innocent souls...even more than it already has.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Make it 20 souls - this was soul sucking
- By DJ Stemmler on 10-08-22
By: J.D. Allen
-
Riley Thorn and the Dead Guy Next Door
- By: Lucy Score
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 15 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,879
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,682
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,681
Divorced. Broke. Living with a pack of elderly roommates. And those hallucinations she’s diligently ignoring? Her tarot card-dealing mom is convinced they’re clairvoyant visions. Just when things can’t get worse, a so-hot-it-should-be-illegal private investigator shows up on her doorstep looking for a neighbor...who turns up murdered.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Superb
- By Amazon Customer on 03-06-21
By: Lucy Score
-
As The Sun Rises It Dawns on Him
- By: Ross Patterson
- Narrated by: Ross Patterson
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 453
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 415
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 410
The third opus in the illustrious life of St. James St. James Romance Novels for Dudes collection sees him fighting prohibition in the 1920s all the way through his flyboy days in WWII. If you don't have an erection, he'll give you one. I mean, you'll have to pay for this sh*t... but you'll get one. That's a Men's Wearhouse type of guarantee too, homeboy. Did that guy die btw? (#thoughtsandprayers if he did)
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Bonerific
- By Clancy Kuykendall on 02-04-21
By: Ross Patterson
-
The Devil May Dance
- A Novel
- By: Jake Tapper
- Narrated by: Rob Shapiro
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 842
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 738
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 738
Charlie and Margaret Marder, political stars in 1960s Washington DC, know all too well how the tangled web of power in the nation's capital can operate. Attorney General Robert Kennedy needs them to look into a potential threat not only to the presidency but to the security of the United States itself. Charlie and Margaret quickly find themselves on a flight to sunny Los Angeles, where they’ll face off against a dazzling world of stars and studios. At the center of their investigation is Frank Sinatra, a close friend of President John F. Kennedy and a rumored mob crony.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Smarmy rehash of Hollywood cliches
- By D2Zen on 05-13-21
By: Jake Tapper
-
One Year of Ugly
- A Novel
- By: Caroline Mackenzie
- Narrated by: Inés del Castillo
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 33
After fleeing crumbling, volatile Venezuela, Yola Palacio wants nothing more than to settle into a peaceful new life in Trinidad with her family. And who cares if they’re there illegally - aren’t most of the people on the island? But life for the Palacios is far from quiet - and when Yola’s aunt Celia dies, the family once again find their lives turned upside down. For Celia had been keeping a very big secret - she owed a lot of money to a local criminal called Ugly. And without the funds to pay him off, Ugly has the entire family do his bidding until Celia’s debt is settled.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Serious topic with a light touch.
- By Catherine on 07-25-20
-
50 Acts of Kindness
- By: Ellyn Oaksmith
- Narrated by: Wendy Rich Stetson
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 197
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 187
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 186
Being overly kind isn't in Kylie Harrow's nature. This has never been more evident than when Kylie vents her frustrations to an innocent employee - and the whole scene is posted online, tanking her career and earning her the dubious distinction of "world's worst boss". But when she flees home to the South, Kylie finds her childhood home has changed. The high school quarterback is now the hot and handsome sheriff. Her mother has turned her home into a nudist colony.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Totally crazy and entertaining fun
- By J and M on 05-29-16
By: Ellyn Oaksmith
-
Paint the Toon Red
- Animætropolis, Book 1
- By: A.J. Mayall
- Narrated by: Nicholas Patrella
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 20
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
Tyler Fairfax can't seem to catch a break. A human living in the toon district of Animætropolis, he's been surviving on the kindness of strangers, his badger neighbors, and his boyfriend while he looks for a job. An unexpected encounter with a toon gets him exactly what he needs and then some. But Tyler's problems aren't over yet; a stranger informs him people have been going missing around this toon and his live-in talent agent. Tyler’s curiosity gets the better of him; he learns what happened to at least one of those people...and now it's happened to him.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fascinating & Entertaining!
- By Sara B on 04-08-20
By: A.J. Mayall
-
Welcome to Nowhere
- By: Caimh McDonnell
- Narrated by: Morgan C. Jones
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 135
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 120
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 120
When a gambling debt puts him between a rock and a swim in the Hudson with concrete shoes, Smithy has no choice but to take the worst job imaginable. The gig - as prey in a leprechaun hunt for a bunch of Wall Street jerks - goes as badly as it sounds. He could leave it there and write it off as a harsh lesson learned, but 14 months later when Smithy comes up with a plan to take his revenge on the man behind it all, it is too good to resist.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
The usual delight
- By A+A on 09-11-21
By: Caimh McDonnell
-
The Park Trilogy, Books 1-3
- By: C. J. Booth
- Narrated by: James Romick
- Length: 33 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 58
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 58
In the dark woods of Olive Park, in the hills above Sacramento, a California Highway Patrol officer stumbles over a gnarled branch. But it isn’t a branch. It is an arm. Reaching up from a shallow grave. And clutched in the small, desperate hand is a single quarter. So begins one of the most exhaustive investigations in California history. Yet even with their massive resources, State and Federal authorities fail to find any trace of the killer. After two long years, the case goes cold.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great Thriller Trilogy
- By Kristen Reads on 01-06-21
By: C. J. Booth
-
Lead Me Back
- By: CD Reiss
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder, Joe Arden
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 387
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 362
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 363
Cutting all ties, Kayla Montgomery drives cross-country to Los Angeles. New start. New life. And an unexpected new job: assistant to Justin Beckett. The Justin Beckett. The boy band rebel with the cocky attitude and dreamy bed head who casts a spell over his fans and tests the patience of his handlers. Now at the peak of Mount Adulthood, he has to build a clean-cut, movie star image. It’s in his contract. No partying. No attitude. No groupies. To tie it together, he needs a normal girl. Suddenly, Kayla’s swept up in Justin’s glamorous world, and his arms.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
3.5 ⭐️.. ENTERTAINING & ENJOYABLE
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 07-09-20
By: CD Reiss