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Scorpius
- James Bond Series
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
When the body of a mysterious woman is found to be carrying the phone number of James Bond, Bond is called in by M to help the investigation. But before he can even reach headquarters he is nearly run off the road in a high-speed motorway chase. Someone wants Bond dead.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Definitely not the most exciting story featuring James bond I have listened too
- By Barrett Francescatti on 07-02-17
By: John Gardner
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Nobody Lives Forever
- James Bond Series, Book 5
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
Bond was supposed to be on leave. But SPECTRE leader Tamil Rahani, dying from injuries suffered at Bond's hand, is determined to make it the holiday to die for. With a price on his head, Bond must evade the world's greatest assassins in a ruthless game of cat-and-mouse across Europe, while trying to save the lives of the two women who matter to him most, his housekeeper May and Miss Moneypenny. But Bond has been a target before. And when it comes to staying alive, nobody does it better than 007.
By: John Gardner
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Win, Lose or Die
- James Bond Series, Book 8
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
When M receives word that a known terrorist organization is planning to infiltrate and destroy a top-secret British Royal Navy aircraft carrier-based summit of world leaders, James Bond is returned to active duty in the Royal Navy. Promoted from Commander to Captain, Bond is expected to infiltrate the aircraft carrier HMS Invincible and identify potential sleeper agents.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Bit boring
- By Marcus on 05-03-20
By: John Gardner
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Role of Honour
- James Bond Series
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 80
Following scandal and his shock resignation from Britain's Secret Intelligence Service, James Bond becomes a gun for hire; able, and willing, to sell his lethal skills to the highest bidder. And SPECTRE, it seems, are eager to have the disgraced British super spy on their payroll.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Very Good and relevant 007
- By Par5 on 05-25-18
By: John Gardner
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Brokenclaw
- James Bond Series 10
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 49
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4 out of 5 stars 44
On holiday in Victoria, British Columbia, Bond becomes by intrigued Lee Fu-Chu, a half-Blackfoot, half-Chinese philanthropist who is known as "Brokenclaw" because of a deformed hand. On his return to the UK Bond is tasked to investigate the kidnapping of several scientists who have been working on a new submarine detection system. It becomes clear that Brokenclaw is behind the kidnapping.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Very scant action for an action novel
- By Amazonian by default on 06-25-19
By: John Gardner
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Icebreaker
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4 out of 5 stars 84
Bond reluctantly finds himself recruited into a dangerous mission involving an equally dangerous and treacherous alliance of agents from the CIA, the KGB, and Israel's Mossad. The team dubbed "Icebreaker" waste no time double crossing each other, as they try to root out the leader of the murderous National Socialist Action Army, Count Konrad von Gloda, a one time SS officer, who now perceives himself as the New Adolf Hitler.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Recommend without reservation
- By Darren Harrison on 10-27-15
By: John Gardner
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Scorpius
- James Bond Series
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
When the body of a mysterious woman is found to be carrying the phone number of James Bond, Bond is called in by M to help the investigation. But before he can even reach headquarters he is nearly run off the road in a high-speed motorway chase. Someone wants Bond dead.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Definitely not the most exciting story featuring James bond I have listened too
- By Barrett Francescatti on 07-02-17
By: John Gardner
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Nobody Lives Forever
- James Bond Series, Book 5
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 80
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 72
Bond was supposed to be on leave. But SPECTRE leader Tamil Rahani, dying from injuries suffered at Bond's hand, is determined to make it the holiday to die for. With a price on his head, Bond must evade the world's greatest assassins in a ruthless game of cat-and-mouse across Europe, while trying to save the lives of the two women who matter to him most, his housekeeper May and Miss Moneypenny. But Bond has been a target before. And when it comes to staying alive, nobody does it better than 007.
By: John Gardner
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Win, Lose or Die
- James Bond Series, Book 8
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 54
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 51
When M receives word that a known terrorist organization is planning to infiltrate and destroy a top-secret British Royal Navy aircraft carrier-based summit of world leaders, James Bond is returned to active duty in the Royal Navy. Promoted from Commander to Captain, Bond is expected to infiltrate the aircraft carrier HMS Invincible and identify potential sleeper agents.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Bit boring
- By Marcus on 05-03-20
By: John Gardner
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Role of Honour
- James Bond Series
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 80
Following scandal and his shock resignation from Britain's Secret Intelligence Service, James Bond becomes a gun for hire; able, and willing, to sell his lethal skills to the highest bidder. And SPECTRE, it seems, are eager to have the disgraced British super spy on their payroll.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Very Good and relevant 007
- By Par5 on 05-25-18
By: John Gardner
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Brokenclaw
- James Bond Series 10
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 49
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4 out of 5 stars 44
On holiday in Victoria, British Columbia, Bond becomes by intrigued Lee Fu-Chu, a half-Blackfoot, half-Chinese philanthropist who is known as "Brokenclaw" because of a deformed hand. On his return to the UK Bond is tasked to investigate the kidnapping of several scientists who have been working on a new submarine detection system. It becomes clear that Brokenclaw is behind the kidnapping.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Very scant action for an action novel
- By Amazonian by default on 06-25-19
By: John Gardner
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Icebreaker
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 94
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4 out of 5 stars 84
Bond reluctantly finds himself recruited into a dangerous mission involving an equally dangerous and treacherous alliance of agents from the CIA, the KGB, and Israel's Mossad. The team dubbed "Icebreaker" waste no time double crossing each other, as they try to root out the leader of the murderous National Socialist Action Army, Count Konrad von Gloda, a one time SS officer, who now perceives himself as the New Adolf Hitler.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Recommend without reservation
- By Darren Harrison on 10-27-15
By: John Gardner
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The Man from Barbarossa
- James Bond Series, Book 11
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
James Bond has been partnered with an Israeli Mossad agent, Pete Natkowitz, and assigned to work with the KGB to infiltrate a terrorist group. The group, The Scales of Justice, are demanding the trial of a suspected Nazi war criminal and each day of delay brings another death. Posing as a TV crew, Bond and the other agents attempt to discover the group's real motive.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Simon rocks as always, Gardner’s worse Bond book
- By S. H. Moore on 05-23-19
By: John Gardner
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SeaFire
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Story4 out of 5 stars 32
James Bond is back in action, with the stunning Flicka von Grusse at his side and his license to kill renewed once more. His target is Sir Maxwell Tarn: a businessman whose legitimate empire spans the globe, whose wealth is uncountable, who also deals in illegal weapons on a breathtaking scale. But even Bond is unprepared for the speed of events, as a sting operation in a Cambridge hotel leads rapidly to an assassination in Spain, a fugitive in Israel, and neo-Nazi plotters in Germany.
By: John Gardner
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Colonel Sun
- James Bond, Book 15
- By: Kingsley Amis
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 114
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Story4 out of 5 stars 106
The life of secret agent James Bond has begun to fall into a pattern that threatens complacency…until the sunny afternoon when M is kidnapped. The action ricochets across the globe to a volcanic Greek island, where Colonel Sun Liang-tan of the People's Liberation Army of China collaborates with an ex-Nazi atrocity expert in a world-menacing conspiracy. Stripped of all professional aids, Bond faces, unarmed, the monstrous devices of Colonel Sun....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Poor Production
- By Rebecca on 02-25-17
By: Kingsley Amis
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Never Send Flowers
- James Bond Series 13
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
In different corners of the world four high-profile figures are assassinated in less than a week. Nobody links the deaths but one thing is certain: each of them has been stalked, sought out, and killed with care and preparation. Then a sinister connection is established: a single, blood-tipped rose is sent to each funeral and an unremarkable female agent is murdered in Switzerland.
By: John Gardner
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Cold
- James Bond Series, Book 16
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Story4 out of 5 stars 35
James Bond is on a mission that will become an obsession. It starts the night Flight 229 is torn apart at Washington airport, killing 435 passengers. But the victim who matters to Bond is the Principessa Sukie Tempesta: once his lover, still his friend. The search for Sukie's killers will turn out to be the most complex and demanding assignment of Bond's career. Across continents and through ever-changing labyrinths of evil, he follows the traces of clues into the center of a fanatical society more deadly than any terrorist army.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Book and Great Narrator
- By Justin Gardner on 01-16-18
By: John Gardner
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Zero Minus Ten
- James Bond Series
- By: Raymond Benson
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 132
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 131
In the Australian desert, a nuclear bomb explodes. There are no survivors and no clues about who has made it or detonated it. In England, two police officers are shot dead when they apprehend a cargo vessel in Portsmouth dock. Vast quantities of heroin are later found on board.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow, surprised. Really good bond story.
- By S. H. Moore on 09-29-20
By: Raymond Benson
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High Time to Kill
- James Bond Series, Book 32
- By: Raymond Benson
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 9 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 63
When information vital to Britain's national security is stolen, both M and Bond suspect that the Union is behind it. The trail leads Bond from one of England's most exclusive golf clubs to the cosmopolitan city of Brussels and finally to an expedition up the icy heights of the legendary mountain Kangchenjunga, the third tallest peak in the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Benson’s Best Bond
- By mark waldman on 10-31-19
By: Raymond Benson
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Never Dream of Dying
- James Bond Series, Book 34
- By: Raymond Benson
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 71
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4 out of 5 stars 64
It begins at a movie studio in Nice where a police raid goes horribly wrong, killing innocent men, women, and even children. It continues in an English prison, where a dead man discloses an intriguing secret about the brutal criminal organization called the Union. The trail leads James Bond to Paris, where he meets the tantalizing movie star Tylyn Mignonne and embarks on a voyage of sensual discovery.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Solid Bond Story
- By Kien L. Hunter on 05-19-19
By: Raymond Benson
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Doubleshot
- James Bond Series, Book 33
- By: Raymond Benson
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 55
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 53
The intricately organized criminal conspiracy called the Union has vowed its revenge on the man who thwarted its last coup. Now, the Union's mysterious leader sets out to destroy James Bond's reputation and sanity by luring the agent into a dangerous alliance of deceit and treason with a Spanish militant intent on reclaiming Gibraltar.
By: Raymond Benson
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The Man with the Red Tattoo
- James Bond Series
- By: Raymond Benson
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
When a British businessman and his family are killed in Japan by a virulent form of West Nile disease, James Bond suspects a mass assassination. Investigating with the help of beautiful Japanese agent Reiko Tamura and his old friend, Tiger Tanaka, Bond searches for the killers and the one surviving daughter, Mayumi.
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5 out of 5 stars
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007 makes a great day
- By Wxman2 on 11-20-19
By: Raymond Benson
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Octopussy and The Living Daylights, and Other Stories
- James Bond, Book 14
- By: Ian Fleming
- Narrated by: Tom Hiddleston, Lucy Fleming
- Length: 3 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 407
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 384
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 382
In Octopussy," a talented but wayward British major pays a high price when his wartime past catches up with him, while in The Property of a Lady, a Fabergé egg leads Bond to a KGB spy. In The Living Daylights, Bond has a perilous rendezvous in sniper's alley between East and West Berlin, and 007 in New York (read by Lucy Fleming) sees him sent to America to warn an ex - MI6 operative about a dangerous liaison. All part of the job for 007.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyable stories, excellent narration'
- By Dani on 09-16-14
By: Ian Fleming
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You Only Live Twice
- James Bond, Book 12
- By: Ian Fleming
- Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 306
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 288
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 285
James Bond seems unable to function after the death of his wife. Determined to restore 007 to the effective agent he used to be, M sends him on a mission to Japan, to the mysterious "Castle of Death", and into the lair of an old and terrifying enemy. For Bond and Blofeld, this will be their final encounter. Only one of them can survive.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Speak of next year and the devil laughs
- By Darwin8u on 04-02-18
By: Ian Fleming
Publisher's Summary
Two female agents of Operation Cream Cake - double agents and honey traps against the KGB - are murdered. Bond must find the others and conduct them to safety before they meet a similar fate.
In a race against time, Bond travels to Ireland and the KGB is soon on the scene. But all is not as it seems and soon Bond finds he needs all his wits to negotiate a labyrinth of double-crossing that is to lead him to a bewildering showdown in a remote corner of the Kowloon province of Hong Kong, where, weaponless, he is hunted by four assassins.
No Deals, Mr Bond is the sixth in the best-selling series created by John Gardner, and one of the most original and unpredictable.
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- jon davis
- 04-03-19
Excellent
Love all James Bond books and Simon Vance is the absolute best narrator ever. Please keep them coming !
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- Jeffrey Miller
- 07-30-18
very entertaining!
loved it from cover to cover! Gardner does a masterful job! A must read for any Bond fan.
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- SoMrHarris
- 11-10-19
Cracking!
Another cracking story. Some excellent Bond moments in this story, great characters, and a really interesting plot. And as always, Simon Vance is superb!
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- Karl K
- 04-29-19
solid Bond story
One of the better Gardiner Bond books, the narration is set at a quick pace.
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- avidreader
- 04-09-20
A solid adventure
Narrator good. Plot good. Only problem was Bond's love interest was a bit underwhelming as a character and the whole thing kind of looks like M is incompetent
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- Nathan Carr
- 03-26-20
really enjoyable homage to the Bond Legacy
Well narrated and interesting story that builds to a decent climax. It hits the mark does a solid job.