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Never Mind the Princess, Save the *Dragon*
- A Comedic Fantasy Tale
- Narrated by: Keith L. O'Brien
- Length: 50 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Classics
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Sir Maximilian Maselniczka isn't your typical knight. True, he's dashing, brave, and courageous. Then again, he talks to his horse, he's been known to burn castles down, and he's on the gallop from debts he owes the Bohemian mob.
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- Julie
- 12-28-12
Seriously Funny!
What does Keith L. O'Brien bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Keith O'Brien was the perfect narrator. He made the characters real.
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Great story and instantly captivating. I would highly recommend.
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