-
Never Mind the Princess, Save the *Dragon*
- A Comedic Fantasy Tale
- Narrated by: Keith L. O'Brien
- Length: 50 mins
- Unabridged Audiobook
- Categories: Literature & Fiction, Classics
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy for $3.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
The Last Wish
- By: Andrzej Sapkowski
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Geralt of Rivia is a witcher. A cunning sorcerer. A merciless assassin. And a cold-blooded killer. His sole purpose: to destroy the monsters that plague the world. But not everything monstrous-looking is evil, and not everything fair is good...and in every fairy tale there is a grain of truth.
-
-
Better than the show, of course!
- By Cheryl Dias on 01-07-20
-
Eragon
- Inheritance, Book 1
- By: Christopher Paolini
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 16 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fifteen-year-old Eragon believes he is merely a poor farm boy - until his destiny as a Dragon Rider is revealed. Gifted with only an ancient sword, a loyal dragon, and sage advice from an old storyteller, Eragon is soon swept into a dangerous tapestry of magic, glory, and power. Now, his choices could save - or destroy - the empire.
-
-
Saphira's Voice is Immersion Breaking
- By Lauren on 10-04-18
-
Theft of Swords
- Riyria Revelations, Volume 1
- By: Michael J. Sullivan
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 22 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Acclaimed author Michael J. Sullivan created instant best sellers with his spellbinding Riyria Revelations series. This first volume introduces Royce Melborn and Hadrian Blackwater, two enterprising thieves who end up running for their lives when they’re framed for the death of the king. Trapped in a conspiracy bigger than they can imagine, their only hope is unraveling an ancient mystery - before it’s too late.
-
-
Good Clean Fun!
- By Roy Scorup on 04-23-13
-
The White Tower
- The Aldoran Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Michael Wisehart
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 20 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For a thousand years magic has been banished throughout the Five Kingdoms, and those caught wielding it are rounded up and taken to the White Tower. They are never heard from again. Ty knows he's different. But when the bounty hunters arrive in the quiet city of Easthaven, his family reveals the shocking truth about his magical bloodline. And when an Ahvari witch hires a tribe of Northmen to capture him, Ty finds himself in the middle of a war he didn't know existed.
-
-
Spend the Credit
- By Christopher on 09-22-17
By: Michael Wisehart
-
Sword in the Stars
- The Myridian Constellation, Volume 1
- By: Wayne Thomas Batson
- Narrated by: Dave Cruse
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The difference in their uncanny eyes could not be easily discerned. In the rays of the setting sun, both Aravel's and Morlan's eyes appeared gold. In the pale moonlight...yellow. Seemingly the same. Such inscrutable likeness is the way of things with identical twins. But all who knew the two brothers well noted unmistakable differences, peculiarities more experienced than seen.
-
-
Christian, Allegorical High Fantasy
- By Emmelinne on 07-13-20
-
The Novice
- By: Taran Matharu
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fletcher is working as a blacksmith's apprentice when he discovers he has the rare ability to summon demons from another world. Chased from his village for a crime he did not commit, Fletcher must travel with his demon, Ignatius, to an academy for adepts, where the gifted are taught the art of summoning. Along with nobles and commoners, Fletcher endures grueling lessons that will prepare him to serve as a Battlemage in the Empire's war against the savage Orcs.
-
-
The story equivalent of lukewarm milk
- By Michael Lesko on 08-05-17
By: Taran Matharu
-
The Last Wish
- By: Andrzej Sapkowski
- Narrated by: Peter Kenny
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Geralt of Rivia is a witcher. A cunning sorcerer. A merciless assassin. And a cold-blooded killer. His sole purpose: to destroy the monsters that plague the world. But not everything monstrous-looking is evil, and not everything fair is good...and in every fairy tale there is a grain of truth.
-
-
Better than the show, of course!
- By Cheryl Dias on 01-07-20
-
Eragon
- Inheritance, Book 1
- By: Christopher Paolini
- Narrated by: Gerard Doyle
- Length: 16 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fifteen-year-old Eragon believes he is merely a poor farm boy - until his destiny as a Dragon Rider is revealed. Gifted with only an ancient sword, a loyal dragon, and sage advice from an old storyteller, Eragon is soon swept into a dangerous tapestry of magic, glory, and power. Now, his choices could save - or destroy - the empire.
-
-
Saphira's Voice is Immersion Breaking
- By Lauren on 10-04-18
-
Theft of Swords
- Riyria Revelations, Volume 1
- By: Michael J. Sullivan
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 22 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Acclaimed author Michael J. Sullivan created instant best sellers with his spellbinding Riyria Revelations series. This first volume introduces Royce Melborn and Hadrian Blackwater, two enterprising thieves who end up running for their lives when they’re framed for the death of the king. Trapped in a conspiracy bigger than they can imagine, their only hope is unraveling an ancient mystery - before it’s too late.
-
-
Good Clean Fun!
- By Roy Scorup on 04-23-13
-
The White Tower
- The Aldoran Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Michael Wisehart
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 20 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For a thousand years magic has been banished throughout the Five Kingdoms, and those caught wielding it are rounded up and taken to the White Tower. They are never heard from again. Ty knows he's different. But when the bounty hunters arrive in the quiet city of Easthaven, his family reveals the shocking truth about his magical bloodline. And when an Ahvari witch hires a tribe of Northmen to capture him, Ty finds himself in the middle of a war he didn't know existed.
-
-
Spend the Credit
- By Christopher on 09-22-17
By: Michael Wisehart
-
Sword in the Stars
- The Myridian Constellation, Volume 1
- By: Wayne Thomas Batson
- Narrated by: Dave Cruse
- Length: 13 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The difference in their uncanny eyes could not be easily discerned. In the rays of the setting sun, both Aravel's and Morlan's eyes appeared gold. In the pale moonlight...yellow. Seemingly the same. Such inscrutable likeness is the way of things with identical twins. But all who knew the two brothers well noted unmistakable differences, peculiarities more experienced than seen.
-
-
Christian, Allegorical High Fantasy
- By Emmelinne on 07-13-20
-
The Novice
- By: Taran Matharu
- Narrated by: Ralph Lister
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fletcher is working as a blacksmith's apprentice when he discovers he has the rare ability to summon demons from another world. Chased from his village for a crime he did not commit, Fletcher must travel with his demon, Ignatius, to an academy for adepts, where the gifted are taught the art of summoning. Along with nobles and commoners, Fletcher endures grueling lessons that will prepare him to serve as a Battlemage in the Empire's war against the savage Orcs.
-
-
The story equivalent of lukewarm milk
- By Michael Lesko on 08-05-17
By: Taran Matharu
-
Web of Eyes
- By: Rhett C. Bruno, Jaime Castle
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When a piece of the crown prince's soul is stolen by a traitorous warlock, disgraced knight Torsten Unger makes it his sworn duty to get it back and save the last hope for the kingdom. But he can't do it alone. Self-proclaimed "World's Greatest Thief" Whitney Fierstown sits in the castle dungeon, destined for the gallows until Torsten offers this choice: rot and die in a dank cell or join him on a dangerous expedition to put his skills to good use and earn his freedom.
-
-
A Fantasy Version of 48 Hours
- By John Kang on 12-24-18
By: Rhett C. Bruno, and others
-
Ink Mage
- A Fire Beneath the Skin, Book 1
- By: Victor Gischler
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the first installment of the A Fire Beneath the Skin trilogy, the city of Klaar has never fallen. No enemy has ever made it across the Long Bridge or penetrated the city's mighty walls. Even when a powerful invading army shows up at the gates, the duke and his daughter, Rina Veraiin, are certain that it poses little threat. But they are cruelly betrayed from within and, in a horrific spasm of violence, the city is brought to its knees.
-
-
Good Chars, Weak Story
- By Jenny on 01-12-16
By: Victor Gischler
-
Wild Magic
- The Immortals, Book 1
- By: Tamora Pierce
- Narrated by: Tamora Pierce
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Daine comes down from the mountains, she carries with her two things: a dark secret about her own past, and a strangely powerful magic that even she doesn't understand.
-
-
Love the book, don't love the narration
- By Julia Page on 07-05-17
By: Tamora Pierce
-
Green Rider
- By: Kristen Britain
- Narrated by: Ellen Archer
- Length: 16 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Karigan G’ladheon, running away from school, is traveling through a deep forest when a galloping horse pounds up to her, its rider impaled by two black-shafted arrows. With his dying breath, he tells her he is a Green Rider, one of the magical messengers of the King. Before he dies, he makes Karigan swear to deliver the message he’s carrying, and gives her his green coat, with the symbolic brooch of his office.
-
-
What a fantastic discovery!
- By GLENNO on 11-27-14
By: Kristen Britain
-
Angst
- By: David J. Pedersen
- Narrated by: Michael Troughton
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For 2,000 years, magic has been outlawed, repressed, even outright destroyed throughout the world of Ehrde. By law, Angst is reduced to using his great power only to file papers. But without warning, Unsel is besieged with dangerous monsters - birds with metallic beaks, monkey creatures that can dive through solid ground, mindless horse-eating giants. The world that shunned magic now turns to Angst for help, and he is happy to listen once his back stops hurting. On the edge of a midlife crisis, Angst drags his reluctant friends along with him on an adventure into the heart of magic.
-
-
And the underdog wins again
- By Robert on 01-13-19
-
Kindred Spirits
- Dragonlance: Meetings Sextet, Book 1
- By: Mark Anthony, Ellen Porath
- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Flint Fireforge, dwarf and metalsmith, receives a wondrous summons from the Speaker of the Sun, he journeys to the fabled elven city of Qualinost. There he meets Tanis, a thoughtful youth born of a tragic union between elf and man. Tanis and Flint, each a misfit in his own way, find themselves unlikely friends.But a pompous elf lord is mysteriously slain, and another elf soon meets the same fate. Tanis stands accused, and if his innocence cannot be proven, the half-elf will be banished forever.
-
-
Great Book!
- By João on 02-26-13
By: Mark Anthony, and others
-
Riddle in Stone
- The Riddle in Stone, Book 1
- By: Robert Evert
- Narrated by: Fleet Cooper
- Length: 15 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Long after the last of the great heroes of old has died, the Undead King is stirring again, amassing a goblin horde ready to sweep out of the mountains and destroy all of humanity. The only thing preventing utter annihilation is Edmund - a stuttering librarian who knows a secret, a secret that every thief, assassin, and king would kill to have. Fleeing from relentless peril, Edmund wages a solitary battle against an ancient evil. But how can one man succeed when so many before him have failed?
-
-
Excellent story.
- By r. on 09-20-13
By: Robert Evert
-
Night's Gift
- Of Cats and Dragons, Book 1
- By: Carol E. Leever, Camilla Ochlan
- Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Young Omen Daenoth cannot control his deadly supernatural powers. The only thing keeping him from inadvertently destroying everyone and everything around him is a dragon-forged artifact. But when the item is stolen, Omen can either give up his freedom and admit he's a monster, or find a way to rein in his chaotic psionics. Terrified his devastating power will kill an innocent, Omen enters into a shady deal with an undead alchemist and fights his way through the fabled, underground Night Games of the arcane city of Hex to retrieve what he has lost.
-
-
Talking cats and Psionics! A different fantasy
- By Ray Johnson on 03-27-18
By: Carol E. Leever, and others
-
Kacy Chronicles Boxed Set
- The Revelations of Oriceran
- By: A. L. Knorr, Martha Carr, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 31 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Born to a wealthy Virginian family, privileged Jordan's got her life all planned out. Get her PhD, find the perfect Virginian man to marry, pop out a few more Kacys, and make her state senator father proud. If only Jordan could let the past rest. When your mother disappears without a trace, it carves a gash that bleeds a long time. Jordan has never given up hope that her mother is alive. So when Jordan's old nanny shows up with a mysterious locket containing a portrait of Jordan's mother, Jordan believes her hope was not in vain.
-
-
Sci readers take the leap this is good!
- By Country Jack on 04-05-19
By: A. L. Knorr, and others
-
Night of the Eye
- Dragonlance: Defenders of Magic, Book 1
- By: Mary Kirchoff
- Narrated by: J. P. Linton
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It will soon be the Night of the Eye, a rare time when all three moons align in high sanction over the lands of Krynn. On the eve of Guerrand DiThon's political marriage to a rival family, the young noble is visited by a strange, powerful mage who knows more about him than he does himself. Seduced by promises of wizardly might, Guerrand slips away beneath the triple moons and journeys for the Tower of Wayreth. No one thinks he will survive the deadly trek to the tower, but he does. It's only then that Guerrand realizes that he has made many enemies in his journey....
-
-
A brilliant walk into Dragonlance
- By Dustin on 10-09-17
By: Mary Kirchoff
-
Arcane
- The Arinthian Line, Book One
- By: Sever Bronny
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Fourteen-year-old Augum and friends Bridget and Leera dream of becoming warlocks. But with a kingdom in total chaos, it will take courage, sacrifice, and an iron will to make that dream come true. The lord of the legion, a vicious tyrant, has overthrown the king in a relentless and murderous quest for seven mythic artifacts - and Augum's mentor, the legendary Anna Atticus Stone, possesses one.
-
-
I liked this book.
- By Bob-o on 04-01-16
By: Sever Bronny
-
Dragons of Wild
- Upon Dragon’s Breath Series, Book 1
- By: Ava Richardson
- Narrated by: Will Damron, Sarah Mollo-Christensen
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The once peaceful kingdom of Torvald has been ravaged by evil magic, forcing Riders to forget their dragons and their noble beasts to flee to the wilds. Now, anyone who dares to speak of dragons is deemed insane and put to death. Into this dark and twisted land, Saffron was born 16 years ago. Cursed with dragon affinity and magical powers, she has been forced into a life of exile and raised by dragons - secretly dreaming of a normal life and the family she lost.
-
-
Y.A. is a literary reading level, not a free pass.
- By Captain Spanky Of Nazareth on 01-20-19
By: Ava Richardson
Publisher's Summary
Sir Maximilian Maselniczka isn't your typical knight. True, he's dashing, brave, and courageous. Then again, he talks to his horse, he's been known to burn castles down, and he's on the gallop from debts he owes the Bohemian mob.
So Maximilian jumps at the chance to earn sacks of gold from King Bronislaw Jankowski. All for performing a little rescue mission.
But it's not the typical knightly errand - to rescue the damsel from the dragon.
No, this time he's going to have to rescue the kingdom's dragon from the King's extremely magical, extremely powerful, and extremely pissed-off daughter.
Who said being a knight was easy?
More from the same
What listeners say about Never Mind the Princess, Save the *Dragon*
Average Customer RatingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Julie
- 12-28-12
Seriously Funny!
What does Keith L. O'Brien bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Keith O'Brien was the perfect narrator. He made the characters real.
Any additional comments?
Great story and instantly captivating. I would highly recommend.
1 person found this helpful