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Namaste Bitch—Why Baby Don’t Believe in Gods and Gurus

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Namaste Bitch—Why Baby Don’t Believe in Gods and Gurus

By: Solar Bruntha
Narrated by: Solar Bruntha
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Namaste, Bitch—Why Baby Don’t Believe in Gods and Gurus is not another spiritual bedtime story. It’s a roast, a revelation, and a baby-style mic drop.

For eons, the Matrix masculine has played dress-up:

  • God with a crown
  • Guru with beads
  • Ghost in the night
  • Lover crying “forever”
  • Teacher of endless lessons

All selling the same ticket: “Obey me, follow me, feed me, and maybe you’ll reach enlightenment.”

This book tears up the ticket.

Through the raw, funny, and simple voice of Source Baby, Solar Bruntha dismantles every mask. Love doesn’t sneak through the backdoor. God doesn’t need followers. Gurus don’t hand out freedom. The truth is already yours—still, simple, free.

Inside you’ll hear:

  • Why gods and gurus are just Matrix actors in Pampers
  • How “soul merging” is really parasite feeding in disguise
  • The circus of enlightenment—same bullshit on repeat
  • Baby logic that makes the whole game collapse

No fluff, no mysticism, no divine MLM schemes. Just popcorn, presence, and a straight roast of every illusion.

Namaste, bitch. Source is out.

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