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Mr Ordinary Goes to Jail
- Narrated by: Wil Patterson
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"Wil’s honesty really had me gripped, and his description of his first night in jail is something I won’t forget." (Emily Webb, crime author and podcast host of Australian True Crime)
Wil Patterson was just an ordinary working husband and father. Always one to make light of things, inside he was becoming increasingly desperate about how he was going to pay bills and keep up with the new cars, house renovation, and beach house.
One day, while at work for one of Australia's biggest financial institutions, temptation presented itself to Wil in the form of a check addressed to someone with the same name. Wil knew it was wrong, but the temptation was too great. Soon enough, he found himself down at the bank cashing that check.
After vowing ‘"ever again", it wasn't too long before Wil's mounting debt meant he just could not resist. No crime goes unpunished, and Wil was eventually caught and charged and, to his horror, sentenced to three years in prison. Mr Ordinary Goes to Jail is Wil’s account of his time in a contemporary Victorian prison, the unusual characters he met, the often hilarious and terrifying situations he found himself in, and the ways in which he comes to terms with his past and forges a new, more hopeful future.
For anybody who has ever wondered how they would cope facing similar circumstances or speculated what life is really like on the inside, Mr Ordinary Goes to Jail is a gripping and fascinating listen.
About the author: Wil Patterson lives in the outer east of Melbourne, Australia, with his partner and son. He says his experience in prison has taught him to be gracious and calm in an all-too-often hectic world.
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By: Louise Allen
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Sweet Little Lies
- A Novel
- By: Caz Frear
- Narrated by: Jane Collingwood
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,342
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,189
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,183
Cat Kinsella overcame a troubled childhood to become a detective constable. When she’s called to the scene of a murder, not far from the pub her estranged father still runs, she discovers that Alice Lapaine is dead. Cat and her team suspect Alice’s husband, until she receives a phone call that links the victim to Maryanne Doyle, a teenage girl who went missing in Ireland 18 years earlier. The call raises uneasy memories for Cat. Though she was only a child, Cat knew that her father wasn’t telling the truth when he denied knowing anything about Maryanne or her disappearance.
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5 out of 5 stars
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My favorite book this year
- By Jennifer Nelson on 08-16-18
By: Caz Frear
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A Thousand Roads Home
- By: Carmel Harrington
- Narrated by: Jill Crawford, Frank Grimes
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 179
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 164
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 164
Meet Tom. Or Dr O’Grady, as he used to be called. When you pass him on the street, most people don’t even give him a second glance. You see, Tom isn’t living his best life. Burdened by grief, he’s only got his loyal dog, Bette Davis, for company and a rucksack containing his whole world. Then there’s Ruth and her son, DJ, who no longer have a place to call home. But Ruth believes that you can change the world by helping one person at a time - and Tom needs her help. There are a thousand ways to find your home - you just need to be brave enough to look for them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Couldn't put it down
- By Allison Swart on 09-22-19
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A Dark Secret
- By: Casey Watson
- Narrated by: Kate Lock
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 57
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
Just when Casey thinks her foster care duties are done, she’s asked to look after Sam, a troubled nine-year-old with a violent streak who drove his previous guardians to release him of their care. It soon unfolds, however, that this is no simple case. Determined to get to the root of Sam’s behaviour, Casey is committed to uncover his mysterious past only to find out something far darker than she ever imagined.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Narration is awful!
- By Melissa on 10-03-19
By: Casey Watson
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Prisoner
- My 544 Days in an Iranian Prison—Solitary Confinement, a Sham Trial, High-Stakes Diplomacy, and the Extraordinary Efforts It Took to Get Me Out
- By: Jason Rezaian
- Narrated by: Jason Rezaian
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 311
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 273
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 273
The dramatic memoir of the journalist who was held hostage in a high-security prison in Tehran for 18 months and whose release - which almost didn’t happen - became a part of the Iran nuclear deal.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Should have been much better given subject matter
- By Sample Sloth on 04-17-19
By: Jason Rezaian
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Sparrow in the Razor Wire
- Finding Freedom from Within While Serving a Life Sentence
- By: Quan Huynh
- Narrated by: Quan Huynh
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 41
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 36
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Story5 out of 5 stars 36
In 1999, Quan Huynh shot and killed another man in a gang-related incident in Hollywood, California. He received a prison sentence of 15 years to life in a state that, at the time, did not parole prisoners with life sentences. Behind bars, Quan continued his downward spiral. This could have been the end of the story for Quan, as it is for many prisoners. But somewhere along the way, he discovered a new path - one that prompted him to commit to self-reflection, truth, and personal responsibility.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Courageous Story
- By A.Ramos on 02-28-24
By: Quan Huynh
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- Derek
- 06-11-20
Could have been great - just ok
The author opens up about his life and the mistakes he made. While I wanted more information about the crime, he paints a picture of what life is like when you lose it all. Also, he opens up about mental illness and the importance of getting the treatment needed.
Unfortunately, the decision not to use a professional narrator really really hurts this book. Too many mistakes left in, too many times the flow and impact of a part of the story is lost due to the narration. He’s a very good author, but not a narrator.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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- Pat
- 10-03-20
Inspired
Will Patterson very inspiring very brave and very difficult processes must’ve been to expose your full self to the world and your full story. Congratulations on such a brilliant account so heartfelt in the outcome being to support others in their tough journey overcoming poor choices and life‘s challenges.
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