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Monty
- His Part in My Victory
- Narrated by: Spike Milligan
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
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Publisher's Summary
Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable audiobook edition of Monty: His Part in My Victory, written and read by Spike Milligan.
'It's all over. Von Arnheim has surrendered, and he's very angry.'
'This could mean war....'
The third volume of Spike Milligan's laugh-a-line account of life as a gunner in World War Two resumes on the eve of victory in North Africa. Now Britain's looniest war hero must combat some of the direst threats a soldier has ever faced - boredom ('Christ, I just thought of Catford'); a cold ('in this weather?' 'Yed.'); moving camp ('it's a sort of Brighton with camels'); relaxing on the beach ('life was golden, and we were the assayers'); moving camp again ('we're already somewhere else'); a visit to Carthage ('it's terrible, it's like Catford'); and a perilous encounter with the gloriously endowed Mademoiselle Villion ('Help! Massage,' I said weakly').
Against the odds they survive and are sent at last to Italy to be killed....
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- scotsquill
- 10-10-19
Great read
Wonderful to hear Spike's voice tell his tale, bitter sweet and funny. Need more. thanks
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- kazade
- 03-09-20
Fantastic
Fantastic book from the imortal spike milligan. He has such a way with words
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- R Warren
- 10-02-19
Write your heading here
56th Heavy Artillery getting pissed and board shitless in North Africa. Highly recommend it. The book, not the getting pissed and board shitless in North Africa.
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- Richard Hammond
- 06-15-17
I love all of it
I loved all of the books so far and I am looking forward to the next one
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- K. Charman
- 12-15-22
Outstanding
As fresh and brilliant as when first read decades ago. Milligan was a one off.
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- Mark C Adams
- 10-03-22
I a different light
Having grown up with Mr Milligan the comic, it’s enlightening to see him in a very fifteenth and revealing light.
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- Geoff Sheppard
- 05-21-22
Perfect. Funny, poignant, moving.
I am a huge Spike fan and had read the memoirs many times but hearing Spike narrate them added something extra. Read all 4 volumes in order and you can detect how the years at war started to have an impact on him and his buddies. love them and will listen to them many times more
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- Ardeshir Sarosh
- 05-20-20
Another hit.
Spike milligan at he's best. Both funny and educational a larger than life tale of life and war he is greatly missed by all he's fans.
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- Jason Gage
- 06-08-19
The Funny Side of War
Read these books as a kid. Great to hear them narrated by the Master himself.
Recommended listening
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- Drew Brooke-Mellor
- 01-08-18
Spike at his Best
What did you like most about Monty?
A war story in the authors inimitable style.
What did you like best about this story?
Everything
What does Spike Milligan bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?
His unique voice and range
Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laugh out loud
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