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Coke and Pepsi McDonald didn’t want to jump off a cliff. They didn't want to get hit by poisoned darts from blowguns either. And they certainly don't want to get locked in their burning school, thrown into a pit at the top of a sand dune, or drowned in a vat of liquefied Spam. But what are you supposed to do when you’re being chased across the country by your insane health teacher and two guys in bowler hats who are trying to kill you? One thing's for sure, it'll be a snap for Coke and Pep to write their essays on "How I Spent My Summer Vacation."

Want to join in the fun? Fire up the old Google Maps and follow the McDonald twins as they get chased from the Pez museum to the largest ball of twine in the world. And watch out for the Frisbee grenades!

©2011 Dan Gutman (P)2013 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

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Enjoyable book

A great book for the family to listen to on a car ride! It kept the entire group entertained and they look forward to listening/reading the other ones.

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Gucci

Lit it was l gucci and stuff!!”!! I love it so much sometimes I die in side

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Awful!

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

I bought this book for my nine year old son. The first chapter has a main character calling his sister a "retard." We were done!

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