Midget with a Chainsaw
Grindhouse Chronicles, Book 2
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Aaron Smith
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Derek Slaton
About this listen
He's had it up to here!
Agent Rose is missing, and an ancient vampire is taking over a small town. Only TnT, the Midget with a Chainsaw, stands between him and his goal of a vampire army capable of destroying the country!
Midget with a Chainsaw is the second volume in the Grindhouse Chronicles series. These books are heavily inspired by grindhouse cinema and are filled with eclectic heroes, unique villains and over-the-top violence. If you love those movies, then you’ll love the Grindhouse Chronicles.
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