• Memoirs of a Gym Rat

  • Sex, Drugs, and Barbell Curls: A Hilarious Survival Guide to the Health Club Industry.
  • By: Max Hawthorne
  • Narrated by: Zac Aleman
  • Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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Memoirs of a Gym Rat

By: Max Hawthorne
Narrated by: Zac Aleman
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Publisher's summary

Max Hawthorne’s raunchy, revealing memoir is certain to induce bouts of calorie-burning laughter, embarrassed grins, and re-considerations of one’s gym membership. A smutty and enjoyable exposé of life behind health club doors, Memoirs of a Gym Rat is both a scandalizing and edifying listen. Find out all about the sex, drugs, and barbell curls that are on fitness regimens in this rare look at the scandalous culture that runs rampant in health clubs. With raw honesty and twisted wit, Hawthorne bares all the dirty little secrets that will leave you spent from laughter, while helping you keep your fitness goals (and sanity) on track.

©2013 Far From The Tree Press, LLC (P)2019 Far From The Tree Press, LLC

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Eye opening and hilarious

This book was informative but also entertaining, hilarious and shocking. Some parts were disgusting and raunchy....I'll read again and highly recommend.

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Sex, drugs, and workouts

I loved Max’s views of the Gym! Years of being a workaholic. Now he spends time with his daughter on the ocean. Time well spent in my book. He has written books about sea creatures of the deep.

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Eye opening!

I enjoyed this hilarious and eye opening take on the gym industry. It makes you think twice about your gym membership and all that's really going on. This was a very easy listen for a long car ride. I highly recommend!

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Eye opening!

This book was quite detailed of a perspective not many people would ever get to see or know of. The narrator was amazing and portrayed each character introduced very well. He gave life to a book as if he wrote it himself.

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It was very entertaining Lol!

I entertaining read for anyone who has spent time in fitness clubs. A funny peak at was was going on from the inside.

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Lost a few brain cells

Written by a meathead. I was hoping it would elevate my opinion of guys like him but just solidified it. Narrator did an excellent job!

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