• Members Club

  • A User's Guide to the Penis
  • By: Piet Hoebeke
  • Narrated by: Jonathan Yen
  • Length: 6 hrs and 5 mins
  • 2.5 out of 5 stars (2 ratings)

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By: Piet Hoebeke
Narrated by: Jonathan Yen
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Wherever there are people, there are penises. And even though men always carry their penis with them, we might not know it as well as we think....

Members Club is a fascinating and important exploration of the penis written by leading urologist Piet Hoebeke.

Half of the world's population has one; the other half sometimes comes into contact with it, and yet a great deal of ignorance exists regarding the penis. Join celebrated Professor of Urology Piet Hoebeke, one of the world's leading experts in his field, as he sets out to clarify the mysteries of the male reproductive organ.

Professor Hoebeke draws on his years of experience to address the key questions, such as: What is the ideal penis? What's the best technique for taking a pee? Why is an erection that lasts 24 hours a bad thing? And, of course: What to do when your foreskin gets stuck between the zipper of your trousers?

Other areas covered include: the evolution of the penis, size, deviations, sexual health, the disturbed relationship between the man and his penis, sperm production, and the art of good penis maintenance.

Members Club is the no-nonsense guide every penis user needs.

©2020 Borgerhoff & Lamberigts (Ghent) and Piet Hoebeke (P)2020 HighBridge, a division of Recorded Books

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A book about penis size insecurity

The topic had amazing potential, I felt, to be a hilarious yet informative read.

However the author seems to just be making an exercise at trying to write 100+ pages of reassurances to people about their dong size.

it reads like a doctor suffering PTSD from doing unecessary surgeries and now trying to atone.

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