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Publisher's Summary

“Wit, by itself, is of little account. It becomes of moment only when grounded on wisdom!” and “Wisdom teaches us that none but birds should go out early and that not even birds should do it unless they are out of worms!”

Those are the words of Samuel Langhorne Clemens, better known by the pen name Mark Twain, acclaimed as "the father of American literature" and "greatest humorist the United States has produced”.

Mark Twain had something witty and wise to say on just about any topic, and his words resonate surprisingly well today as they did more than a century ago. “Get your facts first, then you can distort them as much as you please” sounds as if someone is talking about today’s political landscape. But that is what Mark Twain said in 1890! 

He was a defender of women's rights and believed, "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce." He was against slavery and commented, "Our Civil War was a blot on our history, but not as great a blot as the buying and selling of Negro souls." He advised people to “keep a tidy soul” and believed that “The secret of getting ahead is getting started!”

Here are what this audiobook will offer you:

  • Set of 365 best quotes of wit and wisdom gathered from Mark Twain's books, letters, lectures, and autobiography
  • A perfect gift for family, friends, and colleagues
  • An easy book that you just listen to anytime, start anywhere, and always enjoy
  • A bonus chapter on how others saw Mark Twain
  • Wisdom and inspiration while being amused

If you are looking for a highly entertaining and inspiring collection of epigrams and witticisms by America's greatest humorist, then Mark Twain Quotes of Wit and Wisdom is 100 percent for you!

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Great, easy to listen.

I am a huge Mark Twain fan. I do believe that this is one of the most intelligent audiobooks I have ever listen to. This book is perfect for all.

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Just what I Needed!!

There will never be another Mark Twain and this audiobook has some of his Inspirational Quotes. This is a great audiobook, just right for tucking into my library. We should all have one.

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The Wit & Wisdom of Mark Twain!

One of my favorite authors. A great addition to my Mark Twain library. Need more from Stan Hardy.

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Incredible human being.

Very enjoyable to go through. I would recommend this audiobook to anyone looking to find some insight regarding the inner workings of the mind of Mark Twain.

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Great listen. Great Price

This is an audiobook with classic quotes from one of America's greatest humorists and writers. The quotes are catalogued for easy reference and listen. Very interesting!

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I like it. Impressive!

I purchased this audiobook for my cousin. He likes it very much and thanks me. Well narrated.

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Listen and Love!

This audiobook really provides the best quotes from Mark Twain. It's time to listen, think, and grow.

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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain Quotes , what else do you need to know? It is a fun listen if you love Mark Twain. The book is 1 3/4 hours. It is just long enough for this type of book.

The narration was excellent.

I was given this book at my request and have voluntarily left tis review.

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Great new way to enjoy this classic!

I laughed again and again at the wit of the old master of humor. What a good idea to enjoy it in this new way!

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Very thoughtful

I got this on a whim thinking it would be neat, and was pleasantly surprised! I found myself laughing at many quotes, as well as thinking very hard about others. It was a lovely spread of quotes!

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  • Christopher Castillo
  • 06-14-21

Mark Twain sayings always fun.

Any Twain fan should have this audiobook, and for those who haven't discovered his wit, this book is a fun place to start. Good job.

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  • Andrew Colbert
  • 06-13-21

Truly best one!

This audiobook provides exactly what I wanted. Important quotes of Mark Twain are here. Not bad at all.

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  • Scott Owens
  • 06-13-21

Absolutely interesting!

I listened to a lot of audiobook about Mark Twain's quotes but this one is a real gem which blows my mind and made me happy.

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  • Allen Jennings
  • 06-13-21

Great book, you must have this!

One of my cousins purchase this audiobook and we listened to it together. This book provides funny and inspirational quotes which make me happy.

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  • Rudolf Lee
  • 06-09-21

This audible provides in trifles of the topics.

Excellent repository of Twain quotes, words of wisdom for all, relaxing listen for a rainy day

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  • Hallie Gray
  • 06-09-21

A great informative audible for us!

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” Ha ha, so true! Enjoyed this quotes recompilation, nice work!

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  • Fidel Ward
  • 06-09-21

This audible is for the worthy reveal.

A great collection of quotes from Mark Twain! Definitely had me laughing out loud at times, but was mostly thought-provoking.

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  • Celina Cantu
  • 06-09-21

The book is very well organized

This audiobook was a like a refreshment. It was funny yet informative through the wonderful quotes that were shared. I loved that it was a quick listen, and it honestly made me laugh. Mark Twain is a legend and this book does a great job of presenting some of his best words of wit and wisdom.

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  • Cecil
  • 06-09-21

Amazing Inspirational Quotes!

A really great audiobook of the wit and wisdom of Mark Twain, one of America's comic greats. Every day I listen to it and it makes me happy. I recommend it to all.

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  • Jameson
  • 06-09-21

Easy to listen!

As a child, I loved books by Mark Twain. After listening to this audiobook, I feel like I know what Mark Twain was like. The author really did a great job.