Love on a Checklist

Kelsey Peterson has one goal. To talk to Olivia Pritchard, the most beautiful woman she has ever seen. There’s only one problem with the plan! Kelsey is useless with women. So useless, in fact, that she tends to cause accidental bodily harm to herself when in the vicinity of an attractive female. Take her first meeting with Olivia, for example. Kelsey’s face meeting a pole because she was staring.

Is she a lost cause? Well, Kelsey doesn’t think so. All she needs is a step-by-step method to reach her goals. Then she should be able to have at least a conversation with Olivia, right? As with all well-planned ideas, it goes to pot almost immediately. Still, Kelsey is nothing but persistent and positive. All she has to do is follow her checklist. Easy peasy!

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HILARIOUS

Okay, this short story (just 52 pages, or a little over an hour for the audiobook) is the funniest thing I’ve read (or heard) in a very long time. I mean, you need to read it. Or listen, you know, whatever your preference is. I recommend the audio, Katrina Michaels was the perfect narrator.