• Lost Pirates

  • By: Jamie Hawke
  • Narrated by: Brandon Utah
  • Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (819 ratings)

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Lost Pirates

By: Jamie Hawke
Narrated by: Brandon Utah
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Frank was never the save-the-world type. He joined his college's Jedi dueling club to impress a chick he was into, and only stayed because he was too embarrassed to quit. He’s the type to have a crush, but the closest he’s gotten to action lately is when he stumbles upon his roommate having a hot threesome.

Damn, he'd love to feel what it's like to be that guy.

Be careful what you wish for…Life takes an unexpected turn when Frank discovers his grandpa's secret and travels back in time. Finding himself in a land of pirates that doesn’t quite line up with what he learned in history class, Frank soon learns he has a special ability to craft weapons based on locations someone has laid out for him and related to the time-travel device. All while bonding with a team of hot-as-sin pirate ladies.

Someone else has been traveling in time and messing it up, and now Frank’s the only one who can go up against the new Pirate King and put everything as it was.

Of course, while finally getting that threesome he was so envious of…and then some.

Warning: Harem fans, Gamelit lovers, and anyone else who wants a crazy story with highly adult situations and fun galore should continue. The rest of you, run away as fast as you can before the vileness of this content spreads and sucks you into a story you can’t escape.

©2018 Double Down Press (P)2018 Podium Publishing

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I wanted to like it, but...

The plot feels like it could have so much potential, but I feel it just didn’t hit the mark. Most of the moments ended up exactly how I would have expected, so there wasn’t much to pull me along with the story.

I was hoping to get insight on why the girl want him, but all that was told was he’s “interesting”. In what way, really? There’s no character development with the protagonist and the girls still fall for him.

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The summary is a lie

Don’t pickup this book if you’re looking for a pirate litrpg! The fact the summary try’s to say that is hilarious. No this is a mediocre time hoping story with the focus being on the sex and time traveling. The summary is a terrible lie. I’m never buying from this author again.

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very bland and forgettable story, mc is a giant pu

very bland and forgettable story, next to no world building, mc is a giant whiney bitch puss puss the entire story. secondary characters are all genetic and not fleshed out. smut scenes were robotic and entirely boring. characters were in no way sympathetic. 2/10. narrator was whiney and bad 2/10. avoid this book if you dont want to grind your teeth.

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Save your money

lack luster plot, zero character development, many many many plot holes and forces. Even the "Graphic Sex" scenes are lacking in imagination. Main character is supposedly a college student, but acts more High school level.

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What more please

I’m so looking forward to listening to more of this series. I got to have it.

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Another Dumb MC

This books MC is both a dumb naive kid and he starts of as a complete wimp. This as you can probably imagine turns the book into an author guided book. The author uses the MC's stupidity or cowardice to drive the plot in different directions on many occasions throughout the book which makes the book feel like it has an unnatural flow. Also the harem aspect of the book is completely unbelievable and forced. The MC is a complete coward when the harem starts up and only after he has his harem does he start to man up.

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Pure Fantasy

Pirates, time travel, and lots of group sex... written by someone who never experienced piracy, time travel, or group sex. Purely fantasy a geeks delight.

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A steam punk pirate wet dream.

Really good and worth a listen. Just be warned it has a lot of sex scenes!

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Great potential but with little follow-through.

This book started off with such great potential but then took a turn down word in the follow-through. The book is also riddled with contradictions and stupid explanations. Time travel right out of Doctor Who. A litRGP system that made no sense being there. And a ton of other stupid things. If the author wasn’t so busy craping these things out as fast as they could, then maybe it would be a much better story. I just hate to see great potential go to waste.

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Eh

book was alright girls voices was pretty bad. kinda ruined it for me. fights where not that epic.

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