• Literally Show Me a Healthy Person

  • By: Darcie Wilder
  • Narrated by: Darcie Wilder
  • Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (75 ratings)

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Literally Show Me a Healthy Person

By: Darcie Wilder
Narrated by: Darcie Wilder
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Publisher's summary

Darcie Wilder's Literally Show Me a Healthy Person is a careful confession soaking in saltwater, a size B control top jet black pantyhose dragged over a skinned knee and slipped into unlaced doc martens. Blurring the lines of the written word, Literally Show Me a Healthy Person is a portrait of a young girl, or woman, or something; grappling with the immediate and seemingly endless urge to document and describe herself and the world around her. Dealing with the aftermath of her mother's death, her father's neglect, and the chaotic unspoken expectations around her, this novel is a beating heart at the intersection of literature, poetry, and the Internet. Darcie Wilder elevates and applies direct pressure, but the wound never stops bleeding.

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This is awesome!

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Man, I haven't heard anything like this before. You have to get this. So incredible.

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this was so funny i peed a little bit

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I really hope people keep recording books like this. It's definitely better than actors reading silly stories with silly voices. MORE MORE MORE

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A Steam of Conscious

This book is so damn good. It's a chaotic stream of consciousness, hammered out on an iPhone and curated into a shameless confessional.

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Dude WTF

I was so confused the entire book and the tone of the person reading made it uncomfortable and hard to understand. 😬

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Darcie Wilder is brilliant!

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Enjoyed the hell out of this. Listened to this with my friends on a road trip and we were laughing the whole way through. Deadpan comedy at it's finest.

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Enchanting and hilarious

This is like stand up comedy. Also sad as hell. Entertaining all the way through. Very cool stuff.

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you might hate it

5 stars for being exactly what it wants to be. Starting over now. But this is fifteen words. Audible.

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SO GOOD!

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I would recommend this book to anyone who wants to understand a life and laugh their ass off while listening to a good book.

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