It Is the Secret

It Is the Series

By: P T

Narrated by: Shazam Watkins

A collection of essays and short stories that will burn into your mind.

©2019 Paul Town (P)2021 Paul Town

Intellectual Masterpiece of the Century

Since completing and re-listening to this book, my hairline regrew to Norwood 0. My member grew 6” between beginning and finishing the book. I’m now standing 4” taller and I often have to physically push woman away from me. My IQ has doubled, my income has tripled, and I’ve been nominated for a Nobel prize twice for work Ive never done.

Make Sure to Pray Often

Having a hard time? Making a mess of a situation that seemed good or good enough? Wouldn’t it be great if you knew why you can’t do anything right? This is the book for you.

Love the Author and Narrator!

During and after listening, I feel like I’ve been trolled. The funny thing is, I’m okay with it - in fact, I’m more than okay with it; I like being trolled in this manner. Good half-true insights mixed with charming and slightly pessimistic wit, I’ve found myself grinning cheek to cheek through most of the book. Very much worth the listen. Not for the faint of heart.

I'm Your Cow

Herein lies the spectrum-analysis of modern confucianism. It Is What It Is, but what is It? Is it what it is? Is it what it is is what it is? Philosophy has never been so correct, so forthright. We lesser beings are only living in the fractal maze of Paul's mind. His pen is the synthesis of bottled insanity in ink format and we know this. But how do we know The Secret? Is this some sort of "think and grow rich" scam? Only within the lines will you find The Secret, but the Secret is what it is. I'd already read this book in-full multiple times but it never quite clicked until Shazam so-captured the gravity of the situation, the dire mood behind every word and thought, the seemingly insane and inane ramblings of a sick man, in a sick place, with a sick girlfriend, high on uppers, low on downers, and in an eternal search for a ***** with big boobs, wide hips, and long legs. We balance upon this work of art like a fetid ballerina, every twirling until she eventually spins into the earth. I like to go so fast. Her skin. Her.

We want more audiobooks from this author

No one has time to flip pages, I like to listen to my books. In the old way.