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- morgan
- 04-25-20
Worst female character ever!
I was excited to read this book when I read the synopsis but the main character is terrible! So awful I had to stop listening..if you want to read about a selfish, childish, self entitled 29yr old read this book. So awful!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- dean rode
- 02-14-19
hard to like the main girl
insecurity overload with a man who puts up with more than is believable. they had awesome chemistry, but not sure that equals love. overall a stressful listen.
21 people found this helpful
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Overall2 out of 5 stars
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- Ang Jo
- 04-25-20
Annoying Main Character
I found myself completely annoyed with Alix! So much so that I struggled to finish the audiobook!! She seemed reprehensibly shallow, silly, whiney and too dramatic. I would have loved for Alix to say to Alex(ander) that she apologized for being a selfish twat for not considering his feelings and disrespecting what was of importance of him (his profession in particular). Yes, she did apologize, but I didn’t feel as though this was fully conveyed. Her unfortunate friends all deserved an apology for her being so rude to all of them.
I really enjoyed the concept, storyline of the book, narration, book title and the character of Alex(ander). He was a complex, yet simple, man that was so sexy!
14 people found this helpful
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Overall1 out of 5 stars
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- Stacy Cline
- 06-11-21
The most obnoxious lead character!
I generally don’t write reviews but this book is disappointing. The lead female is so obnoxious, I wanted to throttle her & felt bad for the lead guy thinking he wants her.
10 people found this helpful
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Smalheather1
- 12-22-19
Ugh
Okay so I normally love Katie’s books soooo much but not this one. The main character is a selfish brat and I feel bad for her fella. The voice actor did well but she can only do so much to redeem it. I just hope you’re more prepared for the character than I was. Honestly I wish I hadn’t listened to the whole thing. At least we still have the guardian books which are fabulous!
7 people found this helpful
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Alaskan Princess
- 10-11-19
Too Melodramatic
It’s hard to believe someone would be as melodramatic in their late 20s as Alexandra. And it doesn’t make any sense that a mature guy in his mid 30s would put up with her immaturity.
6 people found this helpful
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- Kelly
- 03-16-17
Good for a giggle or two
Not bad, the main character is a bit over the top drama queen but otherwise a cute story.
5 people found this helpful
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- Jenn Quill
- 06-05-21
If i could give this zero stars i would
Characters are terrible. The story arch is terrible and drawn out. The female Alex is a selfish and miserable and acts like she is the only one to ever get hurt from life. Just a miserable book, don’t waste a credit!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Elminster92057
- 12-16-19
Nope, couldn't finish this one.
Saskia is great. I love Katie MacAlister's writing style & other books. However I couldn't finish this one. The main character Alix made me want to scream out of frustration.
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- Joan Chrispin
- 08-13-21
wanted a refund and it was free
the main character was a nightmare. Didn't get past chapter 12. Don't bother wasting time..
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