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Everybody Just Calm Down and Give Me a Minute
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From popular humor writer and social media sensation Anna Lind Thomas comes the second book of charming and uproarious essays that capture our universal need for life to just slow down—we weren't ready for this!
Anna Lind Thomas wants everyone to just calm down and give her a minute, okay? She's not ready for this! In fact, through her latest collection of laugh-out-loud essays, she'll prove she's never been ready for anything in her life.
Adult decisions, marriage, parenting, crow's feet, large pores, skinny jeans--you name it, she ain't ready for it! Don't even get her started on that one time she appeared on national TV in a blazer two sizes too small because she thought she'd lose twenty pounds before the shoot. Good grief, she just wasn't ready!
I'm Not Ready for This will give you the encouragement you need to:
- Embrace the unexpected aspects of life
- Appreciate the incredible power of vulnerability
- Let God push you forward, even if you feel like you're not ready
Through her signature wit, charm, and painful relatability, Anna reminds us that no one's truly ready for anything--so we might as well go for it and see what happens. She bets it'll be real good--or at the very least, real funny.
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- Natalie
- 07-22-22
AHH-MAZING!
This book was just what I needed — light, refreshing, funny, relatable but with such authenticity and care.
Having known Anna for a couple of years and reading her first book in print, there’s nothing quite like hearing her read it out loud. Plus she pauses for so many extra details you don’t get reading on your own!
Seriously just loved it!
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- Karen
- 10-18-22
Such a great book!
This is a fantastic book. I loved that not only did Anna read it herself, but that she had 'asides' where she added color to some.of the stories. This has been my favorite audiobook to listen to!!!
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- Cheri Breidenbach
- 12-21-22
Anna rocks!
Anna is so relatable. It was a joy to listen to her story! Great job!
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- Sarah Fulton
- 03-11-24
Laughing out loud!
I listened to most of this book with AirPods on, so I received many inquisitive looks from my family as I laughed out loud! Thank you for being vulnerable and sharing some of life’s experiences. Most of which we all face but may not have the sense of humor you do with dealing with them. It was a much needed break from the daily routine. Thank you!
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- Katie J Becker
- 05-19-22
Loved it! Loved it! Loved it!
I laughed out loud too many times to count. A fun listen and so enjoyable to be part of each of Anna’s off-script asides.
This book has so much heart and depth, and yet a relatable fun factor is interwoven throughout that makes this unmatched in its genre. Anna is kind and genuine and only pokes fun at herself. You can hear her giggle as she reads to you. It was a joy!
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