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Do you, sometimes, feel like your life is weird?
Tina Lyons, a beauty contestant, is cheated out of first place and forced into rehab, run by a bunch of undercover lizard-aliens hellbent on colonizing the world. Believing them to be patients just like her, Tina decides to help these incompetent conquerors the only way she knows how - with a beauty pageant!
As Tina’s anti-beauty pageant becomes a roaring success, and humanity is seduced by the irresistibly sexy lizard invaders, Tina must question what it is to be human. And also whether she's taken one too many happy pills.
In the style of zany B-movies, Illuminati Lizards from Outer Space is a quirky, sci-fi romp that answers the question: Is there intelligent alien life amongst us?
Silly and lively, this sci-fi comedy will have you smiling long after you've finished listening to the book.
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- 04-29-21
this is great fun
I should have reviewed this a long time ago when I first bought this. it's just a fun piece of fantasy about aliens trying to take over the world. for once it's not about bloodletting and Gastly fights. it's just great fun.
the aliens have been so successful at disguising themselves that nobody knows they're here. so they're not getting anywhere with their world domination plans. not until they enlist the aid of a beauty pageant should-be winner, who was labeled an "illegal alien" and lost - because she put a beauty pageant owner in his place.
I put this in my list of favorite humorous science fiction that is rereadable when I need something that's just entertaining.
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