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If Chins Could Kill

Confessions of a B Movie Actor
Narrated by: Bruce Campbell
Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Life is full of choices. Right now, yours is whether or not to buy the autobiography of a mid-grade, kind of hammy actor.

Am I supposed to know this guy? you think to yourself.

No, and that's exactly the point. The truth is that though you might not have a clue who I am, there are countless working stiffs like me out there, grinding away every day at the wheel of fortune.

If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor is my first book, and I invite you to ride with me through the choppy waters of blue collar Hollywood.

Okay, so buy the damned book already!

©2002 Bruce Campbell (P)2010 Bruce Campbell

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Chin-tacular

I loved this book. Bruce (we're on a first name basis) has a perfect voice for narration. I could (and did) listen to him talk for hours. The book made me realize just how human actors actually are. His stories are funny and his observations of society are hilarious. I enjoyed every minute of this book.

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One Of The Most Enjoyable Books I Have Ever Heard

Would you listen to If Chins Could Kill again? Why?

Yes
There is a wealth of insider information on how Hollywood works and the inside story on what it takes to be a successful actor.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Bruce Campbell, of course.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

The tender story of how a chin conquered Hollywood and won our hearts

Any additional comments?

This book is funny, informative and sometimes downright dangerous to listen to when driving home from work as you can laugh so hard you might fall out of your seat - thank goodness for seat belts.

I've enjoyed Bruce's work in front of the camera since I first saw him in the Evil Dead series. It wasn't until I listened to this book that I found out that he was an integral part of many other favorite movies and TV shows in a behind the camera capacity.

Thanks to Bruce's dramatic reading and witty prose, this is one of the all time best listens I've ever gotten from audible.com.

I hope audible gets more of Bruce's books in stock soon.

I hope you get as much enjoyment out of this book as I did.

Cheers.

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The audio edition is better than the book.

I read the book several years ago and throughly enjoyed it. Bruce's narration makes a very good book great.

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Easily a B+

As a long time fan of Bruce Campbell, it was sort of interesting to hear him talk about things that were far from glamorous when it comes to the life of a "movie star" in the industry. He also gave some fun backstories to a few of those films you know you love if you are even bothering to glance at this title.

The only downside is that this book was written well before "Burn Notice" took off and became a bit of a hit. It would have been fun to hear about some of that part of what has now become perhaps a nudge closer to B+ as far as his acting status is concerned.

If you want something fluffy and full of pretentious nonsense, read the tabloids. If you want a real guy to tell you how it really is, this is a fun read.

Having Bruce read his own book made it that much better. You felt like you were just hanging out and he was telling you his tale.

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Bruce Campbell rocks out his story!

Great listen for fans of Bruce Campbell. Much like Ash vs. Evil Dead, nobody else could have pulled this off.

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Makes you understand the movie & TV business

This was a very hysterical book. Bruce explains his family background and complete history of the film business. I never saw Evil Dead, but now it's on my Netflix list. He also explains everything you ever wanted to know about tv & movie business. Fair warning though there is no mention of his Burn Notice days, as it was only in season 4.

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Groovy!!!

Loved listen to him tell his story, it was sitting listen to good friend or family.

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Hail To The King!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Anyone I know who's a fan of any of these subjects will enjoy this audiobook:

Chins
The Evil Dead
Cheesy B Movies
Chins
Sam Raimi
Burn Notice
Spider-Man
Chins
Darkman
True Stories Based on Early 80s Horror Movies
Fake True Stories Based on Early 80s Horror Movies
1973 yellow Oldsmobile
Chins
True Fake Fake Stories Based on Early 80s Horror Movies
Chins

What was one of the most memorable moments of If Chins Could Kill?

Any moment involving chins.

Which character – as performed by Bruce Campbell – was your favorite?

Himself. Although his impression of the greedy, pig-headed Ted Raimi is also pretty spot on. From what I've heard about him he sounds like a pretty terrible person who, in place of a chin, is just all neck*


*What I heard about him came primarily from this book.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me want to chainsaw my own chin off in shame of the knowledge that it will only get me so far in life...which turns out won't be very far.

Any additional comments?

Chins, chins, chins! Listen to this audiobook now please.

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  • Stacey K.
  • Sacramento, CA, United States
  • 09-15-14

A Look Into the Life of a Hollywood Working Stiff

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Absolutely. It offers an incredible and hilarious look into Bruce Cambell's life, and is enjoyable, even if you don't know him.

What other book might you compare If Chins Could Kill to and why?

There are not many other books that I have read or listened to that are similar. ICCK is its own beast.

Which character – as performed by Bruce Campbell – was your favorite?

All are wonderful, Irvin Shapiro and the Acid-Dropping Fan being standouts.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

There was many a moment when I physically laughed out loud at his well-told anecdotes.

Any additional comments?

I highly recommend this book to anyone who would be interested in the crazy world of Hollywood.

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  • MC
  • 09-05-14

Hilarious, honest, fascinating, and ever so Bruce

If you could sum up If Chins Could Kill in three words, what would they be?

Bruce Campbell rules

What was one of the most memorable moments of If Chins Could Kill?

The whole story of evil dead is pretty fantastic and hearing about them all growing up together was fantastic.

What about Bruce Campbell’s performance did you like?

He brings a certain ineffable charm to every line, you hear one word and you know it's really Bruce.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed out loud many times.

Any additional comments?

I love Bruce Campbell.

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  • Katherine
  • 07-05-15

Groovy: the 2010 edition

The inimitable Bruce Campbell, one of the most distinctive voices (and chins) in show business, recounts his life story with charm and humour. From growing up with legendary filmmaker Sam Raimi to working with the Coen brothers and cross-dressing on the NZ set of Hercules, Campbell's story has warmth and remains down to earth throughout. A heartily recommended listen from the star of the Evil Dead movies and a must for fans. Even for those who have read the book, the lengthy addendum recounting events on his book tour to promote the original version of this story makes it a worthwhile addition to every Deadite's collection.

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  • kmcca5
  • 08-07-14

Very Funny Book

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I had been told this was worth a read so was very happy to see it on audible. I wasn’t disappointed. I am a fan of Bruce Campbell and I guess that helps but I didn’t quite expect it to be as funny as it was.
Well worth checking out for anyone that likes a laugh, enjoys films and wondered what it is like to be an actor in B movies.

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  • Alexander
  • 10-27-14

Groovy!

What did you like most about If Chins Could Kill?

Full of information, that any fan of Bruce Campbell, will want to know!

What was one of the most memorable moments of If Chins Could Kill?

Bruce talking about shooting on 8mm.

Which character – as performed by Bruce Campbell – was your favourite?

Elvis.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

Well I didn't listen to it in the toilet.

Any additional comments?

A must for fans of Bruce Campbell!

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  • F. Varga
  • 04-23-16

One of the best "feel good" listens I've ever had

I saw "Evil Dead" on VHS when I was 12. I had already become interested in filmmaking and special effects by then so instead of being scared I was impressed by the unique atmosphere and slapstick humor of the film. I became fond of Bruce Campbell then and was happy to spot him in stuff through the years ever since, be it a leading role or supporting. But there were a lot of things I didn't know about him, for example how good he is at telling stories. His voice is very pleasant, and the whole audiobook feels like you're having a chat with an old friend whom you haven't seen since high school.

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  • Michael J W Wells
  • 04-15-19

must listen for fans

As a long time fan this is worth the ten hour listen to learn about the making of the evil dead, the ups and downs of Bruce's life and career. will listening to him narrate his book I realised the amount of things he had been in to the point that I realised that Hercules was was my introduction to him. this is definitely a must listen for fans of Bruce and his work

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  • The BoatBuilder
  • 02-28-19

What a refreshing take

Whilst watching ‘Burn Notice’ I discovered this book by Bruce Cambell, one of the lead actors of the series.
I have so enjoyed listening to it. It is very entertaining.
& I always appreciate when the author also narrates their book. That’s how it should be.

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  • JAMES MCGOWAN
  • 02-28-19

Wonderful listening

I thoroughly enjoyed listening to Bruce Campbell narrate ’If Chins Could Kill’. I have never been that interested in film stars or celebrities, but purchased this audio book on a whim, as I have enjoyed what I have seen of Mr Campbell’s irreverent work on screen.

His story impressed me as being honest, funny and from the viewpoint of a very sane,man from modest beginnings who followed his passion for filmmaking.

I haven’t asked anyone for an autograph since I was 12, but if I ran into Bruce Campbell, I might ask him if I could buy him a beer and shoot the breeze for an hour or so.

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  • CharlieLongman
  • 02-23-19

Groovy

Bruce brings his unfiltered charm wit and charisma to this beautifully put together autobiography. Like so many of his characters he just has a brilliant sense of fun and humour about it all but keeps it’s real and honest to every last detail. Not just a great read for his fans or genre fans but for that actor friend you have who may need some positive “do it yourself” inspiration. The 10 hour run time flew by without ever feeling slow. A “groovy” read from start to finish... I bet everyone has said groovy in their review of this book ain’t they?

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  • J. R. Yelland
  • 02-02-19

Great book if you know Bruce's work

great book and a good insight into acting from his prospective. obviously if you have never heard of Bruce Campbell then you probably wouldn't buy the book.

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  • talker
  • 11-27-18

Well Worth a Read

This is an excellent, honest autobiography of a b movie actor who is vastly becoming a legend.

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  • Matthew
  • 08-13-17

wonderful view of the reality of film

Absolutely loved it. A great insight into the film industry by someone who just loves the process and the product.

Only a few make it to total stardom. Bruce tells the story of what you can do with your life when you have a passion for something, and you go for it

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  • Jordan
  • 12-23-16

Awesome!

As a long time Bruce Campbell fan from the original Evil Dead to Hercules and Xena up to now i have to say this was an amazing book and a great choice as my first one from audible! It offered me an insight into acting life as i've never seen or head before. Thank's for the great book Bruce, and long live Ash VS Evil Dead!!!!

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  • Finn
  • 05-12-16

Just brilliant

It's just an amazing book with brilliant narration. Bruce Campbell needs to update this again for his more recent triumphs

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  • Anonymous User
  • 12-04-18

Great easy listen

This is a great, easy listen and funny story, if your a fan of Bruce's you'll love it.

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  • Kai1
  • 08-13-18

Listened to it on planes, trains and buses across the world

A great listen, Bruce's voice is A delight to hear and keep me company during many a yawnful moment. You know actually this book is probably far more educational than it intended to be, painting an interesting picture of how a bunch of college kids could raise the funds to make a proper movie. I really enjoyed if Chins could kill and can't wait to listen to the next one !!

Just to let you know, I work for Audible, but the views expressed in this review are 100% my own.

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  • Erin Raethke
  • 06-08-18

Groovy.

There is nothing quite like listening to an audiobook on public transport and startling everyone around you by suddenly bursting into laughter.

Thanks Bruce. If your eye ever does cast itself over your Audible reviews, please know that your work has brought a lot of smiles into my life. From Ash, Briscoe, Auto and back to Ash again, you have always been one of my favourites.

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  • Crystal Dawn
  • 05-21-18

From Rags to Moderate (and Acceptable) Hand-me-Downs

If you’re even remotely aware of infamous B-Movie actor Bruce Campbell, then you should know before going into <i>If Chins Could Kill</i> that it will not be your typical “From Rags to Riches” sojourn of an actor rising above the crop and earning their star on Hollywood Boulevard. This is more akin to a “From Rags to Moderate (and Acceptable) Hand-me-Downs”. You know, the kind of clothes with the seams still tight enough to pass any stress test, and no visible stains but the fabric has certainly faded. The kind of clothes that will always look fine and dandy, but might raise an eyebrow or two in the audience of any Sydney Theatre Production.

In essence, the Bruce Campbell story is not one of renowned success. It is, instead, a story that dispels the myth of the dream to “make it big”, laying out all of the hurdles and hoops one must leap through in order to achieve even a basic, liveable income. Spoiler alert: It’s fucking hard.

Honestly, it’s the kind of book any creative artist should read. Actor, director, author, whatever. If you’re interested in pursuing a career that’s a bit untraditional, then Bruce Campbell’s autobiography is the grounded piece of reality you need to digest before committing to the long haul. Long days, sleepless nights, moonlighting at second-grade gigs to pay the bills. It’s all in here, right from the horse’s mouth. And it’s all real.

Do yourself a favour though and listen to the auto book, as read by Bruce himself, with little updated anecdotes. It’s a really great experience, and his unforgettable mid-west accent is both magnetic and soothing. The man could read me bedtime stories any night.

Great book!